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Granted. You grow forests of weed (because of course you do), sell it and become a billionaire. You're walking in your own private forest (naked,...
Granted. You lose.
I wish I could think of a better wish.
Silver (a typical mirror is a silvery surface covered in glass). If you want to get more technical, a mirror appears to be the color of whatever...
Granted, it becomes a sticky but is replaced in popularity by a new thread called "What Would Justin Bieber Do?".
I wish I had two heads.
They say that people won't remember what you said, but they'll remember how you made them feel. I don't remember specifically what Sam posted, but...
Someone who takes a lot of acid whilst watching old James Franco movies.
Far out, looks like a black Misfits skull.
Granted, your pyrite transformation powers are unlimited.
I wish I was Hugh Hefner
Yeah, and the handlebars got bent to the left, so if I rode someone elses (perfect) scooter it didn't feel right.
What kind of car do you have?
This is my first post on this site since 2012. I'm glad to be back, it's been a bleeding hell of a journey. Just keeping it simple with some...
I'm sure there are many Earth-like planets out there.
he stayed back a year
Yours was the best of all. Her kindness made me feel reeeal good.
One time I ran out of gas and coasted into a gas station. I managed to get it to the pump before it died completely. Now what? No money, I was on...
rodney dangerfield or george carlin?
im on probation :(
when you have anal sex, do you worry about getting shit all over your knob?
cheech or chong?
shoulda left it on the check huh