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If the mountains are calling you, stop ignoring the call. PICK IT UP AND GO. Fuck it!
Fuck it! If she's not actually in your gene pool, take your dick for a swim!
Man you gotta grab your fucking balls and be somebody worth talking to!
Go run til you got nothing left. Then run for five more minutes.
Now see how you feel. It'll be a night and day difference.
It's all in your legs and back. Do squats/deadlifts and pullups and you'll pack a wallop when you throw with proper technique.
this will be a fun one
yall ain't ready
Smell around on furniture and shit. See if this scent has a source.
Tell you why you love yourself.
Tell people why you love them.
When was the last time you had sex, man? I'd bet you just need to get laid.
When you're a male and you're not getting pussy, life is horrible and...
That's the smell of aged piss, my friend. Deep-clean your carpets and other horizontal surfaces.
Do you have cats or dogs in your place?
I don't fuck with percents. I just give them what feels reasonable
Hahaha that is fucking awesome man
Get that money mayne.
You can never overdress for a job interview.
But don't show up like this:
Feels good to be back at it, doesn't it?
How did you exercise?
No, because as soon as I busted my nut I'd regret it.