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I want to learn how to cook but the clean up sucks.
Moving to a new state/place kind of far away and wondering what wonders and new things you will see upon your arrival. Then you drive down a main...
Dying! I mean laughing alot. Snake bites and smoking. These are way better stories than the ones I hear normally. No offense to OP or the...
Ganj is WAY better than booze.
Anyone dealt with alcohol recovery? It's kind of being rude towards me.
Why do I drink!?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Netflix style. This movie is the worst. No stars.
Right. Gallons and a full bottle are measurements to me.
Just like the myth that 150ml of JB can get you buzzed. Maybe I just drink too much.
Twas a joke Fizzly. Twas a joke........
Pumpkins are cool, but not that cool.
I need to rid myself of the friend who busts out pepper spray first and sprays it in my eyes, and then I will worry about the Axe man. Priorities.
You should have bought a four pack of wine coolers. 272 grams of sugar is a sure bet that you will feel different.
Why oh why do I want to reference farting and taking monster poops right now? Shame on me. The amount of time I try to tie in the subject matter...
It seems like most things that I eat would be kind of upgraded if I wrapped them up in a tortilla. I am so pro tortilla it's ridiculous.
Fortunate Youth- "Farmer." Seriously, check this song out. Sent from my SPH-L710 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Calcium fortified. Sent from my SPH-L710 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Forget long division and shapes. I have a smart phone to help me through any dillemas. Sent from my SPH-L710 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
They are cheating and trying to dodge the host of that fkn adultery-esque program. Evaders. It's a soft "E". Pronounced "vay durs."Sent from my...
I am pro mouse trap. Save your bullets and toss some gruyere cheese onto that trap. Donezo. Sent from my SPH-L710 using Grasscity Forum mobile app