I try to recognize my own 1st World problems and then shame myself over them. Hey, everyone could use a healthy dose of shame and maybe a giggle at our own expense. So, what's all you Bladese's 1st World problems? My first one would have to be: I don't smoke before work and I am not able to eat breakfast because without the sweet cheeba in me all I am in the mornings is one big stomach ache. So I cant hardly eat all this delicious food I'm surrounded by. EFF me right in my 1st World life.
Complaining about a long drive to work but then I see people that have bikes Sent from my HTC One using Grasscity Forum mobile app
When I'm sitting on the couch with my laptop, if I want to play the guitar I have to put the laptop on the coffee table and lean to the left to get the guitar off the stand. It pisses me off.
Sometimes my internet is temperamental and my xbox won't connect to xbl unless i unplug my router for 30 secs and test my network connection on the dashboard. It takes a few mins but i have to get off the couch to do it. Usually it only happens when my wife and i are trying to watch Netflix so its even more annoying.
Another coffee table catastrophe: I have a bag of Tropical Trail Mix, a bag of pistachio nuts, a can of mixed nuts and a can of peanuts on the coffee table and I can't decide in which rotation I should eat them. Fuck this shit! I'm selling everything and moving to Zimbabwe.
My tablet won't charge quickly if I'm using it, and I need to limit cpu proformance to fix it. An hour for 10%? Fuck that noise.
I don't have any first world problems. I have 3rd world problems like whats goin on in Israel and Iraq.
Saying first world problems, or #firstworldproblems, is in itself a problem in the MODERN and INDUSTRIALIZED world.
Shit, why not? Also my mommy was gone 40 hours a week when i was growing up so I could get new clothes every year and eat daily. Life's a bitch.
The remote for my bedroom TV really pisses me off: I have to aim it almost directly at the TV or it doesn't work. My living room one isn't like that. Bangladesh is looking better and better all the time.