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My Friend Thinks He Sucked My Dick?

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 10:12 PM

u probably made him gay... now u have to be his boyfriend or u will go to hell...

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 10:14 PM

Just admit you're gay for eachother. No straight guy would take his pants off in the dark and stick his "fingers" in another guy's mouth.

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seriously... what straight guy puts his fingers in another dudes mouth lmfao... thats like gross man...

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 10:19 PM

i think that counts as three kicks in the ass

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 10:21 PM

Soo...your in a dark room, your friend is next to you passed the fuck out. You pull down your pants and stick your fingers in his mouth....

thats soooo fucking gay dude lmao

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 10:36 PM

your avatar

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 11:10 PM

Okay so apparently he broke up with his GF of 2 years yesterday as well... Maybe thats what hes sad over? lmfao idfk

edit: hes still staying this shit happened though.

LMAO you really brought this kids inner-demons out! So fucking funny

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 11:21 PM

i call bullshit. I dont buy it, you probably did stick your penis in his mouth. Perhaps your the one in denial?

in any case
*strums guitar*

There once were to cowboys alone out on the trail, then they discovered you can have sex with another male. now theyre having butt sex, cowbow buttsex SODOMYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! yeah sodomy!

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 11:23 PM

this is why you never pass out drunk around white people

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 11:25 PM

Uh buddy you know your suppose to put fingers in a girls mouth when you finger the fuck out of her and make her lick it up off your fingers then stick it back up her hole.

Not the other way around!

....the fuck?

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 11:43 PM

So, you guys are gay for each other? That's what I'm hearing here. Just admit it.

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 11:44 PM

I'm pretty sure that i could tell the difference between a dick and a finger.... i'll bet he can too.

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 11:46 PM

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 11:48 PM

Probably was your meat hammer.

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 11:48 PM

Way to go man, pretending to sexually assault your friend is totally awesome. For the record, I would punch you in the mouth.

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 11:49 PM

why would you even post something so humiliating? i know it's anonymous, but you're pretty much revealing you're a gay man.

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 11:53 PM

This thread is full of gold. I laughed my ass off through all 3 pages. I rarely rate threads, but your gayness deserves these 5 stars.

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 11:56 PM

lol op sees responses and is like " shit........."

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 12:08 AM

If he is “super religious” then drinking for the first time may have already filled him with guilt. Who knows what form of scare tactics he was raised with to warn against drinking. In a worse-case scenario, he may have actually been sexually abused in his youth and the experience caused a bad flashback.

In the future I suggest you avoid messing with people unless that is an established part of your relationship. It does not sound like this was the case here.

I am concerned that he has been insisting to people that you sexually violated him. Expressing a desire to die is equally serious. If he did cause harm to himself, his GF (among others) may directly blame you. Then it’s your word against theirs.

You need to approach this from his point of view.

In his point of view, he was passed out drunk and you put a part of your body into his mouth. He was vulnerable and you violated his person and his trust. (Where the sexual slant comes from I cannot say, but for whatever reason he believes it. That is what is important.)

If he is underage then he may feel especially trapped because he cannot tell anyone in a position of authority about what happened. Most overtly religious people grow up knowing that they can always turn to their parents or their Church leaders for help, but for the first time in his life that is not the case.

Taking these points into consideration, all you can do is offer assurance that that you would never violate him likes that. Sincerely apologize for your actions. Tell him that it was your finger. Do not offer excuses such as, “it was only a joke,” “you’re over reacting”. That is the last thing he wants to hear.

Then leave it at that.

Unfortunately there is not much more you can do. Whatever personal issues are going on with him will have to remain with him unless he either works them out, or he moves past them. For your sake I hope the fallout fades quickly.

In the future handle first-timers with kid-gloves, and that extends to all activities.


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Posted 05 December 2011 - 12:11 AM

This reminds me of that south park episode where butters sucks cartmans dick and then they send him to like an anti-gay christian camp lmao

tl;dr: your bro is gay for sucking your finger :P

This reminds me of that south park episode where cartman sucks butters dick and takes a picture of it to show everyone. He thinks that butter is the gay one for getting his dick sucked haha

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 01:58 AM

this thread is pretty fucking gay I think you might be too OP.

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