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Tips on not having stoner eyes

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by kianaaaaa, Nov 10, 2011.

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  1. #1 kianaaaaa, Nov 10, 2011
    I am an experienced smoker - I've smoked regularly for years, and can act perfectly normal while blazed in public, but I have pretty big eyes/eyelids and my eyes always look really droopy and blank, and obviously high. It doesn't matter how high I am either, because even when I'm just buzzed I get that smacked look.

    Any tips?
     
  2. #2 Skunko, Nov 10, 2011
    For me i put in some eye drops. For me to not look completely stoned i kinda force my eyes open more so they dont look baked.
     
  3. #3 kianaaaaa, Nov 10, 2011
    Redness isn't really a problem for me, they don't get as red anymore. And yeah, I always try to make my eyes wider, but somehow my eyes still look too glossy or glazed or something.

    I use sunglasses for outside, but wearing them inside I've found is even more of a dead giveaway.
     
  4. #4 BunnyToast, Nov 10, 2011
    Just tell people you are extremely happy... or just got laid.

    But seriously, I've never found a cure for my stoner eyes. I swear my eyelids stay glued like that for at least the first hour of my high.
     
  5. #5 Zizzy, Nov 10, 2011
    Tell people you're stoned. Then when you're able to function normally, they'll realize it's not like you're tripping out in a whole different universe like you're on acid or some shit.
     
  6. #6 Have Questions, Nov 10, 2011
    don't wake-n-bake...drink coffee and lots of water. Smoke in well-ventilated areas so it doesn't get in your eyes. Use common sense... :smoke:
     
  7. #7 MARLEYFEST, Nov 10, 2011
    I use rohto eyedrops, they help refresh your eyes and get rid of redness. You'll look awake and alert. Not stoned and sleepy
     
  8. #8 ZippoMike, Nov 10, 2011
    I agree, RoHTo is the shit. Other than that dont go out in public when you look all Cheeched out.
     
  9. #9 Phisherman, Nov 10, 2011
    When im fryed i keep em red and mine like bulge wide open. I like the looks i get. Especially when i just start laughing at random people
     
  10. #10 Madtown608, Nov 10, 2011
    Most relevant post I've seen all day
     
  11. #11 YoungAdamm, Nov 10, 2011
    There is this shot you rub under your eyes, it works wonders. I forget what it's called though. It has caffeine and tea. And something facial eye depuffer. Google eye depuffer, it's in a little blue case..
     
  12. #12 YoungAdamm, Nov 10, 2011
    *stuff not shot
     
  13. #13 MayorMcStoned, Nov 10, 2011

    Hemmeroid cream.


    Spammer, dont worry, hes been reported to the mods.



    Eyedrops.
    /thread.
     
  14. #14 Have Questions, Nov 10, 2011
    preparation h and eye drops are not good for long term use. better to avoid the problem than try to fix it afterwards. ounce of prevention, yada, yada...:smoke:
     
  15. #15 MARLEYFEST, Nov 13, 2011
    Most eyedrops you find at Walgreens, and similar pharmacy stores are safe even with long term use. If your worried about it still just make sure you don't use them every time you smoke if discretion isn't necessary.
     
  16. #16 Elijames21, Nov 13, 2011
    Stoned eyes are part of the experience, part of the fun. Stare at people with your red eyes and be proud
     
  17. #17 Steveishigh, Nov 13, 2011
    sunglasses man
     
  18. #18 shadowstandard, May 9, 2013
    Dude, put some thin saline solution in only one eye, then you can just say something horrible got in my eye, and only one eye is red.
     
  19. #19 ExhaleAshes, May 9, 2013
    I look high when I'm not, I have a droopy eye and I don't do too much eye contact.
     
  20. #20 urn man, May 9, 2013
    Yeah I hate eye contact, high or not, granted I'm normally high lol.

    Dont want stoney eyes, don't smoke untill nighttime my man.
     
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