can alcohol be absorbed through the armpit?

Discussion in 'General' started by LulzMaximus, Oct 9, 2011.

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  1. #1 LulzMaximus, Oct 9, 2011
    im hella stoned/drunk can i absorb alcohol through my armpits? I know you can through the nose, mouth, and ass. How about through the dick?

    lol :gc_rocks:
     
  2. #2 Rebel Eye, Oct 9, 2011
    You're not going to fuck your armpit are you?
     
  3. #3 ZihgZag, Oct 9, 2011
    Lolwut
     
  4. #4 LulzMaximus, Oct 9, 2011

    if it does imight
     
  5. #5 psilopsyche, Oct 9, 2011
    Lol no it doesn't work
     
  6. #6 married2mj, Oct 9, 2011
    u can through the vagina but it's really bad for you and still shows up on breathalyzer tests.. however it gets you hella drunk.

    (FYI I did not learn this from experience)
     
  7. #7 LulzMaximus, Oct 9, 2011
    :crying: i was gonna try it, but i knocked over my last shot :crying:
    THERE IS NO GOD
     
  8. #8 married2mj, Oct 9, 2011
    Maybe God was just trying to save you from the dangers of what you were about to do.
     
  9. #9 Penelope420, Oct 9, 2011
    Oh, for fucks sake. Just man up and drink it.
     
  10. #10 Skunky Monkey, Oct 9, 2011

    Did you know if you pour fizzy soda down there it Destroys sperm.

    Morning after pill ghetto style :D
     
  11. #11 LulzMaximus, Oct 9, 2011
    drove to the store and got more alcohol... jk drinking and driving is not good, i walked.

    got more vodka. im hella frnuk. :yay:
    i ;ove you all
     
  12. #12 Serapsis, Oct 9, 2011
    i remember seeing this shit on Dr. Phil, it was about some girls who snorted vodka, and also soaked their tampons in booze. Naaaasty.
     
  13. #13 Led Zepp, Oct 9, 2011
    Booze = Garbage

    Weed = Not Garbage

    :D
     
  14. #14 Deleted member 469440, Oct 9, 2011
    if you're asking something like this i don't think you need anymore alcohol absorption
     
  15. #15 apogee, Oct 9, 2011
    Yes it can. Get the biggest maxi pad you can find, pour a beer into it, and slap that baby on your armpit. Put on a shirt and you're good to go - no one will know you're having a nice cold one!
     
  16. #16 Toki Da Tyga, Oct 9, 2011
    Wait you mean that's not how you're supposed to do it?
     
  17. #17 Serapsis, Oct 9, 2011
    If any of you have seen some of the jackass's (the show) you might know of Knoxvilles brother/cousin/something who can fart on command, inhaling and exhaling through his ass, i wonder if he can get high by smoking a blunt out of his ass.
     
  18. #18 TheElcinator, Oct 9, 2011

    Haha this one made me crack up!
     
  19. #19 TheCoolest420, Oct 9, 2011
    Why are you drinking while posting on the internet?
     
  20. #20 SirenWasHere, Oct 9, 2011
    [quote name='"Led Zepp"']Booze = Garbage

    Weed = Not Garbage

    :D[/quote]

    Hey, there isn't anything wrong with booze. Just people who take shit too far.
     
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