Just had the best sex of my life

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by imyourcat, Jul 31, 2011.

  1. Title says it all. Nailed a SEXY girl. I had to pull out though and blew my load all over myself. It was well worth it. I just felt like sharing this because I feel like a boss right now. Feel free to share your great Saturday night sex stories..
     
  2. Congrats man!

    No great story here.. I did go solo for a bit. Nothing special.
     
  3. Premature ejaculation?? :devious:
     
  4. So it lasted what, like a minute? Go huck for three or four rounds until you knock out and wake up 2 in the afternoon just to get aroused again and pound it like a champ one last time before you bounce in hopes she calls you over in the near future for more like some egomaniac just to deny her.. Thus, earning your bragging rights.

    True story (reversed gender roles of course).
     
  5. haha no,

    much longer than a minute ;)

    and you passed out after 3 or 4 rounds and slept until 2 in the afternoon?

    lulz
     
  6. #6 verbae, Jul 31, 2011
    Last edited: Jul 31, 2011
    Whats lulzy is the fact that you came once, and ...it was on yourself. :shrug: js

    Because you sound like a noob
    one round = male orgasm

    Edit: my bad I didn't mean to shit on your parade. I retract the scummy insults, I feel like a jerk. Congrats. :smoke:
     
  7. I remember when I lost my virginity. lol jkjk :D
     
  8. You don't happen to live in Holland do you?
     

  9. Haha I was just gonna say way to shit on his parade! Lol.

    OP congrats, I'm glad you had fun.
     
  10. If you're great, you only need one round.

    BREH!
     
  11. What did she charge you?



    Just messin'! Congrats! Hope you hit it again soon.
     

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