How to make a girl Horny

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by StonerChef, Jul 19, 2011.

  1. Just show her the cock. In my experience, bitches just go nuts when you let them see it, especially for the first time.
     
  2. "Hey baby, does this smell like chloroform?"
     

  3. Typically there'd be no one else around so it'd be her word against yours. Just sayin.
     

  4. What's the difference? :p
     
  5. suck dem nipples kid
     
  6. honestly i have no clue
    doesn't horny come before nipple sucking?
     
  7. Punch her in the back of the head
     
  8. Srsly though, whisper into her ear
    Touch the lower part of the back
    Let her get comfortable touching you, so start out by small things like touching her shoulder when speaking, touch her hands a lot
     
  9. i have trouble keeping a woman within 100 yards of me lol
     
  10. Thanks for the advice people can't wait to get it on! LOL
     
  11. #32 AbydeBySolace, Jul 21, 2011
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    Lmao now dat shit made my day.
     
  12. Tell her she's allowed out of the kitchen for your special nite.
     

  13. That sounds like a lot of work.
     
  14. Totally ignore her. Or act like your pissed about something you don't wanna talk about. Then she does the work
     
  15. I just want to be inside of you. did it work?
     
  16. #37 devilzlettuce, Jul 21, 2011
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    Whip out your d piece and smack her with it makes the beezys go wild son then 2 in the pink and one in the stink lmao
     
  17. Well. I guess you can decide if it's worth it or not ;)
     
  18. i personally like cuddles, kisses and the neck/ear zone...:D
     
  19. Lmaooo that gives me a great idea. ;)
     

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