I can't use tobacco products where I work, so I usually will put a fat dip in, shit and then sit on the toilet playing angry birds for like 35 - 40 minutes. Once I awake from my nicotine comma, I walk out of the bathroom like a boss.
Nothing I do anymore, but back when I was younger, I would always pretend that the whole bathroom area would like lift off and fly into space....this is was in 4th grade