what do you do on the toilet?

Discussion in 'General' started by zeldar420, Jul 8, 2011.

  1. I sit smoking weed then forget why im on the toilet in the first place
     
  2. When I'm sitting on the toilet, it's usually because I feel like taking a crap.
     
  3. sounds like you need some help.
     
  4. Hold my dong up so it doesn't get baptized.
     
  5. Funny Thread
     
  6. Keep playin' wit my ballz as I wait for that shyt to slide down, sometimez tryin' your hardest to push it out ain't enough
     
  7. Any of yous ever taken one of those craps that made you wanna play games on your phone? Lol
     
  8. Probably or at least just text on my phone, makin' sure I wipe off tha lil shyt stain on my finger first
     
  9. #11 uptempo, Jul 8, 2011
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    Thats the reason i even have games on my phone
     
  10. 1.Sit
    2.Shit
    3.???
    4.Profit
     
  11. I usually take a crap.
     
  12. I take a shit and read a book or a magazine.
     
  13. talk to friends or just wave to the neighbors
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  14. Wonder how long my turd is gonna be..i keep pushing..and pushing..then it falls off short. I'm always dissapointed.
     
  15. Thinking about this shit, and what movies names to explain the experience for the GC thread LOL ( this is almost always my number one shit thought now), wonder how it would feel to beat off and shit at the same time.
     
  16. I usually text people when I'm poopin.
     
  17. I think about how baller I be.





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