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Hospital Drug Testing?!

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by hightimeschick, Apr 7, 2011.

  1. #1 hightimeschick, Apr 7, 2011
    Okay! First off, tomorrow, at 11 am, I have an interview at my local hospital for a house keeping job, which I desperately need!.. I was clean for about 3 months maybe 4.. then about a month ago, I smoked for about 2 weeks straight, then a week ago, I smoked about 2 days in a row, then I smoked about 3 or 4 days ago a few times in about 2 days. But what I'm getting at, I don't know what kind of drug testing they do at the hospital, or if they are even going to do one tomorrow, which ofcourse, as you can see, I AM freaking out about, I'd rather be safe than sorry. Anywho, I have drank about 3 bottles of water since they called me today to set up the interview, and I'm going to continue to drink and drink water until the moment I walk in the hospital, but another problem: I don't have any of the b-6 pills, or b-12 or 11, or WHATEVER. lol, so would that pose a problem? My stats are, I'm female, around 200 lbs, 5'4 and not very active. I just really need to know if I should just not go or what, but I can't reschedule because I already have once because I was in a wreck the day of my last scheduled interview. Thanks so much!
     
  2. #2 Shpongle, Apr 7, 2011
    Chug cranberry juice and green tea like a mo'fucka. Both have tons of anti-oxidants and loads of vitamins. If you piss straight water they will "fail" you because the test was too diluted and they'll ask for a retest.
     
  3. #3 Immeco, Apr 7, 2011
    Well why did ya smoke?!

    My only suggestion is to just keep drinking cranberry juice, as much as you can. I'm not sure how well it'll work with your test tomorrow though... Drinking a lot of the juice is really your only hope right now, unless you think you can pull a rain check and NOT SMOKE at all, and continue drinking it until the next date.

    Good luck!
     
  4. #4 hightimeschick, Apr 7, 2011
    Well, I have no cranberry juice, or green tea, and no where near me is open, except walmart, but I don't have the gas to get down there.. only think I have here is like.. orange juice, water, milk, soy milk and more water! :(
     
  5. #5 BabylonResistor, Apr 7, 2011
    Call every headshop in your area and find some Quick Fix (just google quick fix urine if your curious).

    ... just because, I hate to say it, but they definitely test for hospital positions because people who work at hospitals can gain access to pharmacuticals and stuff and they don't want "any of those pot-smoking drug addicts" working around stuff like that.

    Though odds are if you're just going in for an interview they won't test you RIGHT THEN. Usually they have to offer you the job first...
     
  6. #6 OscarZetaAcosta, Apr 7, 2011
    Best you can do is dilute the sample...And they will probably fail you for dilution. So...You are royally fucked.
     
  7. #7 stoppedat420, Apr 7, 2011
    yep diluted test will fail. go get a bottle of quix fix its unisex and a buddy of mine has used it for his piss test at the hospitol he works at so it works
     
  8. #8 hightimeschick, Apr 7, 2011
    I didn't think I would get the job, idk why I was so stupid, but I did anyways, felt like I needed too.. ugh, but I haven't smoked for like 3-5 days.. I know it was a dumb decision, but it's already said and done, I really want this job, but if I'm going to fail it, I don't wanna get in trouble for it or anything. :/
     
  9. #9 OscarZetaAcosta, Apr 7, 2011
    Like they take you aside and throw your ass into rehab?
     
  10. #10 hightimeschick, Apr 7, 2011
    It's like 10 pm here, and there is no where around me close enough that sells anything like that here. :(
     
  11. #11 Shpongle, Apr 7, 2011
    Well...taking the best of a bad situation, try diluting it to automatically fail and take the extra day or however long they take to get a detox kit.
     
  12. #12 hightimeschick, Apr 7, 2011
    Well, I'm not sure how they do here if you fail a drug test, I've never been drug tested at the places I've worked.. but I'm not even sure they will give me one tomorrow, but if they do, then shit, i just really don't know!
     
  13. #13 stoppedat420, Apr 7, 2011
    get it first thing in the morning if you want the job bad enough you will get it even if you have to start walking now to get to the nearest place lol
     
  14. #14 hightimeschick, Apr 7, 2011

    So they would reschedule me for a diluted pee test? If so.. how much water do I need to drink for it to be completely diluted?
     
  15. #15 hightimeschick, Apr 7, 2011
    Dude.. I don't even have any money to get a detox kit, like really, that's why this job means so much to me :/
     
  16. #16 Khaleefa, Apr 7, 2011
    You will NOT be tested tomorrow, lol. Normally you have to be accepted for the job first, then they give you a certain day and test you then. You'll probz be tested on like monday or so.
     
  17. #17 hightimeschick, Apr 7, 2011
    well!.. come to think of it, the only place I've been drug tested was Wal-Mart, and I had the interview, and the same day, I had the drug test.
     
  18. #18 kingpin773, Jan 29, 2018
    Damn nobody ever tells the results of what happened in the end on these forums
     

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