Rap battle - Veryfa9gy vs. anyone

Discussion in 'Music genres, Bands and Artists' started by veryfa9gy, Feb 3, 2011.

  1. Three days. Three days. Three days. Day one. Sunday sunday all up in your face gonna put it in your butt then wipe it on your face for three days. Monday monday all over the place gonna shit in your pants and wipe with a brick for three days. I grab the bagel head for beagles. Second hand soldier wear it like it's gold or something shop at the goodwill. Don't you wanna be hot like me? Be a guy in a dress for halloween. For three days.
     
  2. Gotta take a shit really fucking bad trying to hit on this girl and constantly grabbing my genitals to make her aware of the fact that I have a gigantic penis. She is impressed but alas I shit my pants. Pants shitter! Pants shitter! Pants shitter! Pants shitter! Try to clean up the mess in the bathroom with some paper towels but I just make it worse by smearing poop all around my butt crack. I still get her to blow me though.
     
  3. You need to take a shit so in you dick goes the needle prick. A little bit of speed in the dorsal vein is what you need. 10 minutes later you feel your guts rumbling pretty good. Charging towards the toilet a couple of refugees slip. Ain't no thang because you're about to take a fat shit. Drug induced defecation. Pooping to survive. Drug induced defecation you can't poop unless you do meth.
     
  4. hahahahha, ahhh I was waiting for someone to epically shit on this, my night is made
     
  5. Yeah well some of us have a sense of humor.
     
  6. Sorry but I couldn't resist.
     
  7. No dude it was pretty funny.
     
  8. you were kidding the entire time just to entice someone into saying something, right? please say yes haha
     
  9. Dude what can I say your shits really screwed
    Don't take offense you might just be in a bad mood
    What can I do to make you feel better
    I'd send you some weed but then you'd be my debtor
    But anytime man we can rap battle
    Mistreat you like the beef industry's cattle
    I'm expecting you to explain some of the shit you wrote
    It's kinda weird so feel free to PM me a note
    If you don't want to elaborate publicly
    We can talk just you and me
    I'm still wondering if ya have a few loose screws and bolts
    Your probably sadder than Peyton Manning when the Jets beat the Colts
    And I'm just about to wrap this up
    Just a few more sips in my cup
    And i'll be done
    Reading this I'm sure your head spun.

    Edit : Ahhh man I feel dumb now...
     
  10. Fucking golden.
     
  11. Come on no one found this funny?
     
  12. i found it veryfaggy



    now that ^ i found funny
     
  13. Dude what can I say? You're probably a Jew
    huffing down bagels and a dick or two
    I'd smoke your weed then fuck your girl
    punch you in the gut and make you hurl
    I'm expecting you to realize that rap is gay
    and all those crooked fucks should never get payed
    Womanizing and creating a musical monopoly
    This isn't what music is about and fuck I.C.P
    I know that for you reading a book can be hard
    So get your ass back in school and don't look like a tard
    maybe learn a thing or two about philosophy
    and realize that rap dehumanizes blacks like me.

    All in good fun.
     
  14. lol @ you 2, funny stuff, seriously.

    i can feel it, if i can relate, if i open my heart, who's to stop the hate,
    unlock the latchet and open the gates, love overwhelms even when misplaced,
     

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