pissed on myself a little high at school today

I sharted during a baseball game in 8th grade. We had white pants..

 

hahaha i sure do

 

Once I was giving hubby a blow job, but he interrupted me to go take a piss. He comes back still hard and I start sucking, but there was pee left in the shaft. I was scared to give him blow jobs for a while after that.

 

That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life