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Unflavored Gelatin Before Drug Test?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Michael420, Nov 25, 2010.

  1. #1 Michael420, Nov 25, 2010
    I heard that if you consume unflavored gelatin with water before a drug test, you will pass.

    My question is .. why? what does it do.

    Any other good segestions for cleaning out in appox 1 week? what really does the trick, spoken from a true stoner.
     
  2. #2 The Audion, Nov 25, 2010

    actually you need strawberry jello. and it cant be from the store. it HAS to be homemade. o GOD help you if its store bought!!
     
  3. #3 morpheus, Nov 25, 2010
    You have to throw some cyanide in it and mix it with grape flavored kool-aid. Then, assuming you do it with 908 other people, you might just pass that drug test.
     
  4. #4 kyle944811, Nov 25, 2010
    ^Yes, this for sure.
     
  5. #5 morpheus, Nov 25, 2010
    Im usually not a dick in the apprentice forums, simply because this is the apprentice forum and I respect the fact that I was a noob at weed once too. But like seriously, some questions really get me going.
     
  6. #6 Michael420, Nov 25, 2010
    Why homemade, and why is this a noob question. What does it actually do to help you pass.
     
  7. #7 Necromancer, Nov 25, 2010
    if my powers of perception hold true, every one of them is being sarcastic. unflavored gelatin does nothing to help you pass a drug test.
     
  8. #8 The Last Master, Nov 25, 2010


    I wish there was a rofl emote so bad right now. :laughing:
     
  9. #9 CuriousLover, Nov 25, 2010
    I believe you're talking about fruit pectin. It's like a powder that you mix in with a gallon of water/gatorade, that you drink like 5-6 hours before your test. You can find it in the canned jellies section at a ton of supermarkets. I have friends that swear by it. I have no idea how it works.

    Please don't go off on me about how it's dilution. Every time my buddies have used this it's been for a job, at a lab, where they check on that shit. If you're taking a shitty at-home test, then I'd just figure out a way to tamper with that shit, because that fruit pectin tastes like booty-hole.
     

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