Anyone have the Green Smoke e cig?

Let me tell you the story of John Yemmings, an old housekeeper stuck in a time before his, yearning for a way back to the glorious days of battle and triumph, risking his life to tame the wild Ynguay people of the mountain, saving children from fires, guarding the borders into the city, he yearned for his adventures back, but due to a deal he made with the master of the house, four years of service was needed to get the bong he had always dreamt of.

Yet one day, out of the blue, something very strange happened, a small old man came to the door, asking for John, he was surprised by the visit, but not confused as to what it implied. The old man was asking for his locket, something John had borrowed from him years earlier, saving it for the old mans funeral, he was told by the old man to put it on his grave when he died, but it seemed he had other plans, after they greeted the man gestured to him.

"Follow me, John," he said in a weak voice "I have one favor for you, but first, plans have changed, i'll need my locket, as the key I need is inside." John was curious as to what he had planned, "what will you need the key for sire?" The old man stopped in his path and turned to him slowly, "does anyone here have the green smoke e-cig?" he asked, john shuffled his feet looking for an answer.

"what will you use it for?" asked john in the most serious tone he could muster. "well, I've been smoking real cigarettes for a while, and I can say my constant cough hasn't helped me in my life, I'm only sixty years old, and want to improve my health standards for the latter half of it."

John thought deeply, and before he could answer, the old man said "I'm thinking of getting one... i've looked at the competition and while the GS is the most expensive, it looks like it's worth it (fresh atomizer in every cartridge, great customer service)."

"I thought you would never open that lock, until the death" said John, "Death has come all around me, the mystery of what's inside the box will be answered enough people have died."

The whole town shook, and the old man stumbled, John caught him mid-fall, and they rushed to the old mans house, John looked around before the entered, he could see nothing out of the ordinary. The old man started talking, "John, if you ever want your bong back, I suggest now is the time when everyones busy the Ynguay people are coming to take the town," John started to leave immediately, but Before he left, he could see the old man opening a golden box with the key from the locket.

John was running through the town frantically to get to the house where the bong was kept, he entered and ran upstairs, when he was confronted by the house owner, "what are you doing, John? no ones allowed up here, you know that." John looked frustrated, "you need to leave, the town's being overrun by the mountain people, they will surely eat your brain" the owner frowned, " Get a rifle and meet me on the roof, you haven't earned your bong just yet.

John ignored his warnings, and fled to the basement where the bong was kept, he had tried to take it many times before, was backed out at the last minute every time, this time he was fearless, he found the crate it was stored in and picked up a crowbar.
He bashed away for a while until it could be opened, and no bong was to be found, however, the box was FULL of green e-cigs, John took a handful and went to the other box to find his bong, it was there in all its glory, double ashcatcher, diffused with a natural perk on the bottom complete with icecatcher.

John burst outside and ran through the streets, by now most of the buildings were on fire, he glanced around and saw numerous mountain folk, stabbing and pillaging, braking windows and breaking anything in site. John was lucky enough to make it to the old mans house, he burst in and yelled for him. The old man walked into the room, he seemed stronger than before, "I've found your e-cigs man here ya go" the old man seemed pleased "thank you john, I see your bong is back in your hands, good, here, let me load you a fat bowl", John was confused, "but the mountain people, they-" "calm yourself" was all the old man said.

they smoked like sixteen bong bowls before the Ynguay people finally burst into the house. The old man raised his hand and they fell to the floor, John was confused, "how did you do that?" the old man smiled, "turns out that golden box I opened made me invincible, and like, I can kill anyone by raising my hands."

John thought about this whole ordeal for a moment before taking another bong rip, he finally raised his head, looked right in the old mans eyes, and said "cool story bro"

 

hahah woah^^^^ @op i had one, and sadly it broke soon after getting it, as did my friends, he got his replaced and it broke again within a week, its nice when it works tho hahahhaahah lasted maybe a month for me....oh well

 

bump.

 

those damn mountain folk are the reason why hash oil can't be used in an e-cig.

 

you asked for a price comparison, which you got. So it doesn't matter who stays and who goes from here on out.

Time to watch the thread die, I have lost all respect for you.

 

im outta here man, I didnt want to be in the club anyway

 

Yea I'm not sayin they don't have good cust service but I don't wan to wait 3 or 4 days every few weeks for them to repair the battery. Yes my battery broke lol sorry bout the slow response I don't get on much after work lol. If my friends replacement hadn't broken a week after he got it. I would say its legit but both our orig units broke within a month and the replacement in a week, just shows poor manufacturing. It works good as fuck tho, and when mine worked I had no urg for actual cigs haha