The Weird News Thread

Discussion in 'General' started by Common Sense, Sep 24, 2010.

  1. this fat bong rip goes out to krispy kush
     
  2. Band members arrested after blocking 101 Freeway for performance

    [quote name='""']Officials said a band blocked the 101 Freeway in Hollywood on Tuesday morning for an impromptu concert that jammed traffic and tested the patience of commuters. In what is believed to be an effort at promotion, authorities said that members of a band called Imperial Stars blocked all but one lane of the southbound 101 with a large truck advertising the band. The group has a song called "Traffic Jam 101."[/quote]


    Band members arrested after blocking 101 Freeway for performance | L.A. NOW | Los Angeles Times
     
  3. #43 Common Sense, Oct 15, 2010
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    Teen crashes into license center after passing test

    [quote name='""']A teenager who just passed his driving test crashed into a state driver license center in western Pennsylvania. The accident happened Wednesday afternoon as the teen was trying to leave the parking lot of a driver license center in the Pittsburgh suburb of Bridgeville. [/quote]

    Teen crashes into license center after passing test
     
  4. Man in plane tossed toilet paper on N.J. school
    That's just the way he rolls.

    [quote name='""']Authorities say a man hurled wet toilet paper on a New Jersey high school from a single-engine plane.

    Peters told The Record newspaper that children were on the field as the pilot dropped his soggy cargo, littering the area.[/quote]

    FAA: Man in plane tossed toilet paper on N.J. school
     
  5. Thanks for all the rep guys, helps me keep this thread running.

    Next weird story:

    Nude man accused of viewing porn at man's desk

    [quote name='""']A man whom authorities say was found naked and viewing pornography at an Oklahoma City business remains in custody on an indecent exposure complaint.

    ....

    A worker at the business found a man, later identified as Halberstadt, allegedly sitting at his desk without any clothes on and viewing pornography on the computer on Thursday. Police said the employee told them he didn't know the intruder and that the mystery man didn't work there.[/quote]

    Nude man accused of viewing porn at man's desk
     
  6. There is a security consulting opportunity. :cool::smoke:
     
  7. This Man Swallowed an Entire Bag of Cocaine

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    [quote name='""']When transporting drugs in your vehicle, remember to always signal. Otherwise you might end up like 18-year-old Art Taylor who, upon being pulled over for not signaling, freaked out and swallowed a bag of cocaine. His mugshot says it all.[/quote]

    This Man Swallowed An Entire Bag Of Cocaine
     
  8. Police: Substitute teacher showed up drunk

    [quote name='""']A substitute teacher is being investigated for misconduct after reportedly showing up to a music class drunk, authorities said. [/quote]

    ... but wait, there's more! She started a what?

    [quote name='""']Students were seen dancing on chairs and tables Friday afternoon when an employee at the school peered inside the classroom at Carl Hankey K-8 School in Mission Viejo, said Jim Amormino, spokesman for the Orange County Sheriff's Department. Students said the substitute teacher had started a dance contest in class.[/quote]

    .. as if that wasn't enough!:

    [quote name='""']When deputies arrived, however, the substitute teacher had already left the area. Deputies searched near the school but were unable to locate the teacher. [/quote]

    Priceless. :D

    Police: Substitute teacher showed up drunk - U.S. news - Weird news - msnbc.com
     
  9. More drunks making their way into the Weird News Thread:

    Mom uses 10-year-old daughter as designated driver

    [quote name='""']Girl hits 3 vehicles and drives into a house with brother, mother, mom's boyfriend in car [/quote]

    Mom uses 10-year-old as designated driver

    *SIGH*
     
  10. Police: Teen girl forced to wear armor, swordfight stepfather

    Police: Girl forced to wear armor, duel stepfather
     
  11. I love this thread, I wish you updated it more. :laughing:
     
  12. Holy fuck i hope your kidding :rolleyes: if not your a very ignorant American.
    Shit happens in every country, i don't say your all not human because you went to Iraq and airstriked a load of schools and houses resulting in thousands of childrens mothers fathers deaths.

    Your probably kidding though...:devious:
     
  13. Sometimes I'm not too sure if people are even reading the posts due to the lack of comments. Since I'm starting to get some kind of feedback, I'll try to update more. :)

    Here's one:

    Time Warner Worker Dies at Her Desk After Boss Tells Co-Worker to Stop Giving CPR and “Take Care of Customers.”


    We Party Patriots » Blog Archive » Time Warner Worker Dies at Her Desk After Boss Tells Co-Worker to Stop Giving CPR and

    Oooh corporations, always prioritizing people over money. :rolleyes:
     
  14. This one's sad, but definitely weird:
    Las Vegas man with 100-pound scrotum seeks money for surgery

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    Las Vegas man with 100-pound scrotum seeks money for surgery - Health - ReviewJournal.com
     
  15. This isn't really weird news, and I don't know if this has been in the news or something, but I'll post it anyway.

    Nigeria and Oil

    Apperantly Shell's paying mercenaries to drive people from their homes and even kill them.
    This stuff makes me wanna buy an electric car.
     
  16. #60 Common Sense, Oct 26, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Oct 26, 2011
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    Elvis, Elvis, Elvis and Elvis leave the building as the fire alarm goes off

    Elvis, Elvis, Elvis and Elvis leave the building as the fire alarm goes off - mirror.co.uk
     

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