Post your "I shouldn't be smoking here" moments

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  1. #1 NFunspoiler, Jul 26, 2010
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    So yeah, thread is pretty self-explanatory. For the past two nights I've gotten high in my grandparents' basement. My grandparents are very anti-smoking, cigarettes, weed, or whatever. Fortunately the basement is divided into two sections, a living room type area and a storage-workshop room area, and I smoke in the second area. My grandparents don't go down here very often and the weed smell always disperses, but I still get paranoia out the ass. Normally I would smoke outside but the doors create waaaay too much noise and I fear they might awaken.

    But this is the only place where I figured that smoking here could lead to a bunch of trouble. Where are the places you have smoked and figured that you definitely shouldn't be smoking there?


    EDIT: Can someone tell me how I can edit my title?
    EDIT II: Nevermind :p
     
  2. So are you like a prisoner? They don't like you going outside?

    Just say you need some fresh air, or 'I am an adult, I am going the fuck outside."
     
  3. Church, lol
     
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  4. I'm not a prisoner but I figure it would be pretty suspicious of me to go outside at 10 or 11 at night. Usually they are asleep by then but all the fucking doors make a ton of noise when opened and closed.

    During the day I go outside all the time, but I'm not sure about night.
     
  5. either the graveyard, or my house. because both are less than 100 feet away from the pig pen (police station). yeah, it sucks.
     
  6. You live in Sweden so the pigs can't be that bad can they?
     
  7. a couple of times last year me and 2 of my friends went out to the parking lot during our nutrition break in school to blaze. now normally this would be semi sketchy, but what made it super sketchy is none of us had cars, so we were just ducking under cars and hoping nobody important saw us. people on the street were just driving by us, and occasionally people in the parking lot would roll by too. luckily it was only students, looking back a teacher could have easily driven by at that moment and we would have been fucked. but watever, we didnt get caught and in the end we got baked, so its all good.
     
  8. My bathroom, when my parents are down the hall
     
  9. they're cool in the big cities like sala, goteborg, malmo, or stockholm but in the small areas they can be assholes
     
  10. Today in my own home with an guy with a warrant for his arrest. I felt sketched out already, and he had someone meet him out front for drug money for coke :mad::hide: We didn't know this until the dude was on the way. He's no longer welcome here.
     
  11. At an elementary school, because if we got caught legal shit would happen.

    My sketchiest place would have to be in my room while my dad was a room beside me, I'm in the basement. Anyways, I finish, and spray a shitton of axe and it spread through the whole house so parents were like "Why does it smell like Axe all over the place?"

    I just said I ripped one and it smelled like shit. Lol :D
     
  12. Various parking lots of apartment buildings. Normally people don't give a fuck and are concerned with their own affairs, but every once in a while people will stare me the fuck down or even start walking up the investigate.

    Yesterday was pretty bad too, I'm at home, I have the house to myself for a few hours so I decide to smoke a few bowls out on the patio. Well, both my neighbors are home and one of them has like 4 kids over and they're randomly going out back and they see me so I'm like, I probably shouldn't smoke around kids...
     
  13. then during the day time when they arent around or something spray the hinges with WD-40 so they dont make noise when you go out at night? >.>.............
     
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  14. I have general anxiety so....everywhere
     
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  15. Parking lot of a Las Vegas casino. Lemme tell you, getting back to my room was a trip
     
  16. Hot boxing in a parking lot in broad daylight with a k9 unit less than 100 feet away.
     
  17. Did you even enjoy that high or did paranoia make that impossible?
     
  18. wtf 100 feet away? I'd be so paranoid, it'd be impossible for me to enjoy my high
     
  19. He wasnt there for very long but it was definitely a high killer.
     
  20. In my parentals crawl space...and bathroom...

    At my friends house when his mom walked in...

    when I walked back to school and some girl is ripping apart
    the vice principals office...cops run, girl runs, I run...

    running out a girls basement because cops broke up the
    party and we were all under age drinkers and I hid on the roof...

    that's all I can think of...
     

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