Props. That sounds epic. The only thing I can think of that might possibly be better would be to cheat on your fucking jealous bitch girlfriend while having a threesome with a couple of fucking jealous bitches and talking on the phone to a fucking jealous bitch at the same time and then telling all four fucking jealous bitches about what happened. Can you imagine??? I'd be in fucking jealous bitch heaven!
Throwing a party for jealous bitches and having them invite all their jealous bitch friends only for those jealous bitches to arrive to find out that the party isnt actually for those jealous bitches but for the jealous bitches that we are smoking with and then those jealous bitches that are smoking begin to become normal bitches and the jealous bitches that arrived at the party start getting even more jealous so now we have a huge fucking problem and everything is divided by zero.