First Ever Toke/Spliff Tomorow..

Wake n Bake = 1 1/2 to 2 hours i'd say. expect the laziness to set in after a while though.

 

So, you've never smoked before?

 

My advice: make sure you inhale correctly. If the smoke just sits in your mouth you won't get high. Make sure it gets down into your lungs.

 

and for heavens sake don't swallow the smoke. breathe it in and then take another deep breathe to insure the smoke is in your lungs and is doing its job. browse the forums here in the apprentice section a page or so back and you will find a thread on how to properly inhale. if you know what you're doing before you take that first hit, then you will have no problem enjoying your first time smoking. blaze on.

 

Yeah. Just learn how to inhale properly, DO NOT BLOW/COUGH BACK INTO THE BONG/PIPE/JOINT. MOVE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH IF YOU NEED TO EXHALE ANYTHING OR YOU WILL FUCK EVERYTHING UP. this is important.

 

EVERYTHING!!! !!!

So don't fuck it up. No pressure.

 

The high will last anywhere from 1-3 hours.
Make sure you inhale properly. Do it just as if you were breathing air.
and DONT GET CAUGHT. Would suck to get caught your first time.

Good luck! And welcome to the wonderful world of the herb!

 

Yeah it could range anywhere from 1 - 3 hours. Haha regardless of whether or not you've never toked, You're still going to be tokin on it after three or so hits. I smoked like 3 or 4 blunts my first time ever smoking. Welcome to being NORML.

 

I didn't get high my first few times so defiently consider it as a possibility. and yes, I inhaled and knew how to do it..

WElcome to the world of green, use it responsibly

 

Meh, I didn't want to say that so that it would hopefully be a positive experience lol.

And the best thing to get rid of the smell is Ozium. Use that and you'll be gravy son.

 

I'm pretty sure you can get ozium in the UK. If not, buy some axe or tag or whatever. It may make your ride smell like a french whore house, but whatever. sometimes you just gotta deal with shit.

 

if your saying that your gonna be smoking and going to school(high school i assume) i highly recommend that you do not do that. especially the first couple times you smoke. very very bad idea.

 

...unless its philosophy class. then i would recommend it.

 

my first-time burning I went to class.. hell, the first time I dropped a bomb I went to class, amaaaaaazing just once though

 

I'm from the UK also dude, why you looking to get rid of the smell? Over here i guess our equivalent is called "oust" i think theres a Hawaii smell one you can get too, i don't use them because i have no use, but i want it just because of the name! Alot of us Brits smoke our joints with tobacco, are you? If you ain't smoked before, play it cool and take 2 to 3 hits and wait 10 - 15 mins, with a glass of OJ + ice at your side, Oh and some bob marley. Also, when your inhaling if you think your gonna cough, try control it then let it out slowly, THEN cough, if you cough with smoke still in your lungs...well...ill let you find that one out for yourself
BTW: what you getting? or is it just "weed" ?

 

You may not get 'high'. I know and have smoked with several first timers who haven't, but this has mainly been due to them not inhaling properly. So INHALE.
As a first timer I'd suggest you smoke in an environment where you can chill like at home, at school isn't the best of choices. But enjoy.