Okay, now the fucked up thing. I met this chick she was really cute and first things started out with us just being friends and she would give me head from time to time. This chick was really cool played video games and was good at them she liked to go out drinking with me. Just all around good friend. Well things get a little more intimate and we start fucking regularly. I stayed at her place all the time and we had some dirty, sweaty sex often. Well we go out one night, the only hard liquor i can stomach is Tequilla so she decide he wants to drink tequilla with me that night so we drink several shots of tequilla and lime im totaly fucked up she drives us home. So we get to her place and we start fucking, we decide it was time to rock out some anal. well it didnt work I was too drunk and being a little too agressive anyways....We finish fuckin and i fall asleep and so did she. Well some time later I get woken up by her getting out of bed I hear her stumble and knock a bunch of shit down then i hear what sounds like someone pouring a cup of water out on the carpet. I sit up and look shes over in the corner of her bed room pissing in the floor. I am uterly freaked out by it. So i lay back down real quick and act like im asleep. She gets back in bed and we both fall back asleep. Well in the morning shes like how did this get broken and why is my carpet wet. I play dumb because I am just that nice. Well we start talking and she tells me that she tends to black out on tequilla. I tried to hang out with her after that and ti just was too weird lol. So I gradually quit hanging and then met my wife who is the best sex and most amazing woman I have ever met. Oh and gives hte most amazing head ever too
Im bored my wife was just called into work So what fucked up stories do you guys have? oh sorry for the long as read.