this is just a verse thread.. not a battle thread.. if you want to post a verse go ahead.. let me start off telling you who i am im the crazy the man, that rolled up in a van kidnapped your wife, and took her to Iran god damn, i get smoked up on the track I get it better than, the dope thats from Iraq fuck those country's, they dont live on my map no offense to Muslim's, suck a fat nut sack fuck Osama bin laden with his gay ass hat i had to rap about them and wait to attack oh snap i fuckd'em from the back of the verse im death seeing them in the back of the hurse like the spell was reversed, zombies roam the earth brains for dinner and picking worms out of the dirt where did this rap go i think ive lost it could it work? lift up her skirt and ask her where her knees go.. first off by letting me tell you im a hero and you ex boyfriend was probably a zero if thats you than i am not robert di'niro when it comes to you, probably a queer yo
BGM wanted me to come in and spit So I've come to kill this verse, a murder I'll soon commit But shit, this is me high as fuck and free flowin I gotcha mom on my dick like wind - keeps blowin Keeps goin, but no Energizer batteries Too conceded, callin me the best wouldn't flatter me Matter to me? Nope, nothin' in this world does I got so fucked up I forgot what my own name was HXL? My vision's blurry so I can't tell I'm nto dylseixc btu I'm too fcuked up to spell But no worries, I've got a bowl and my light So I'm signin off GC, peace out and good night Lol this shit seems kind of whack and I'm sleepy so tomorrow it'll prob. be worst.
this is, the strangest cat sound you've ever heard suck dog the bounty hunter dick and eat his turds now eat my words cause i spit it straight bacon your like the fat pig bitch the one who gave me shit his wife sucked a dick choked on it she wouldn't spit i forget it was mine and she licked it until i couldn't sit im like a ravenous beast or a straight savage at least in forest of trees i grow danker than you've ever seen like a scene from a movie im gonna need a fluffer if you know what that mean then go ask your mother we'll just hug each other but naked under the covers im old enough now to appreciate an experienced lover like undercover brother, solid bro,keep your shit together, solid fro
You rap like your a retard, Saying three letter words like, this dro is the bomb, yo, fo sho, Your a disgrace this isn't a turtle race, you must be misplaced in this space if you think your going to keep pace and place. You talk about nothing, no heart, no smart or phat metaphors, You needing some time like four score, and you still can't write a dope lyric, I'm yelling into this mic like I hope you can hear it. If this was overly mean I'm sorry, Just just need to think of your metaphors and rhymes more thoughtfully.
I wasn't trying to be a dick, I just love to rhyme so I though I'd jump in. I honestly did everyones verse.
haha yeah well you know what ??THIS ISNT A BATTLE THREAD YOU DUMBASS BUT HERES SOME FIRE!!!(caps for effect) NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE NOW BEFORE I GET TO STARTED LET ME EXPLAIN I CLEARLY WROTE IT I HOPED YOUD STAY AWAY AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND I'D NEVER PAY TO BANG HER SUCK FAT MY DICK, YOUR AN INTERNET WANGSTER YOUR STD RETARDED, LIKE SEX WITH A STRANGER MISPLACING MY ANGER, PUTS YOUR LIFE IN DANGER STOP TALKING SHIT AND SIT ON MY MIDDLE FANGER SOME WU TANG FLOW, IM STUCK IN THE 8TH CHAMBER PLEASE HANG YOUR SELF FROM A METAL COAT HANGER AND COMPARED TO YOU IM THE HILLSIDE STRANGLER A DOPPELGANGER, LEAVE YOU WITH A CLIFFHANGER. NOW THAT IVE GOT THAT OUT THERE as i said before this isnt a battle thread.. if you beef eat my meat sorry it had to get ugly
why dont you work on your form.. your topics and metaphors arent bad your form is all out of whack.. ill prolly drop another in the morning or somthing.. hopefully some one else drops one for me to read...
bout to roll out for class so i just found this random shit on my computer from like 6 months ago and decided to post it for you to read i got feelings bottled up with the throttle stuck and i'm beginning to feel like i'm just outta luck but i swallow up fear - and let it fuel my fire and put it to paper hoping it'll move and inspire a few who desire - and crave depth in lyrics and to those who don't youre too inept to hear it a slept on miracle – soon to be discovered as soon as as the storm inside of me's smothered yo every time i sit in the car i'm spittin bars cause my lyrics are countless like they written stars i'm getting yards away from a touch down yall such clowns –i'm fly and yall bitches clutch ground
this is my I Love Jerkin remix to I Love College, we wrote this in my high school anatomy class I'm hard right now, man, I-I got some wood, If you have an erection, Would you please put it in the air? That jerk sesh last night was awfully crazy, You could say I raped it, All I did was jack off, My parents walked in, I was completely naked Pull my pants up, Hide my cock, My mom is screamin, Why didn't she knock? Bust nut at three, Wake up at four, Get my lube, And I'll do it some more Man I love jerkin I wanna jerk off for the rest of my life, My KY jelly, use a bottle a night, Sunday through Saturday is always nice, Not just once though, ya I do it twice So bustin my nut, Watchin some smut, Im gonna jerk off, my door is shut, I am champion at jerkin marathons, Got my hard on, to Jenna Jameson So don't even knock, My hand on my cock, Better hope I'm naked, Otherwise I'm shakin, Orgasms never wasted, My cum never tasted, Jerked off today and all I could say is… That jerk sesh last night was awfully crazy, You could say I raped it, All I did was jack off, My parents walked in, I was completely naked Pull my pants up, Hide my cock, My mom is screamin, Why didn't she knock? Bust nut at three, Wake up at four, Get my lube, And I'll do it some more Man I love jerkin, (ay) And I love fleshlights, (ay) And I love porn hub, (ay) Those are the best nights I can't tell you what girls I've done, But, if you need a site I'll tell you one, Ya of course I know a bunch, Like pussy pounder or pink taco lunch And ya there's a whole lot more, Like the site with the underage whore, When it comes to used socks put two on, If it's been a week, you might need a shoe on Hold your own dong, nothing wrong with some fun, Even if it's midnight and you've only just begun, Orgasms never wasted, My cum never tasted, Jerked off today and all I could say is… That jerk sesh last night was awfully crazy, You could say I raped it, All I did was jack off, My parents walked in, I was completely naked Pull my pants up, Hide my cock, My mom is screamin, Why didn't she knock? Bust nut at three, Wake up at four, Get my lube, And I'll do it some more Man I love jerkin, (ay) And I love fleshlights, (ay) And I love porn hub, (ay) Those are the best nights Now if everybody could please, Grab their boners as hard as they can, As hard as they can, And repeat after me JERK! JERK! JERK! JERK! JERK! JERK! JERK! JERK! JERKIN! JERKIN! JERKIN! JERKIN! TUG ON YOUR WEENY! TUG ON YOUR WEENY! TUG ON YOUR WEENY! TUG ON YOUR WEENY! RIGHT HAND! LEFT HAND! RIGHT HAND! LEFT HAND! (that jerk sesh last night) Man, I love jerkin, I love it! (that jerk sesh last night) Alright everybody, I gotta go bust nut for a little bit Do I really have to masturbate? Or can I just use my fleshlight?
okk im coming down of my high so ill try to make it funny cause that's how i do baby... my pen is a girl and murder the page was all she wrote my styles been above sea level, and i captain the boat hands down captured the vote, never an average host pants down handling throats, and you'll never get close through out the netherealm i disappear like im a ghost and with the utmost respect, i toast you and your head im suprised your not dead, unwanted like moldy bread im robot with a human head and liquid metallic's i bled fuck george bush let his face taste some fucking lead the rookie took me for a bitch chump now whos best?
my mind is an alien autopsy, devil thought wishlist, shelf life love with commercialised christmas patterns in the snow draw bows on my face as i retrace my steps so i can know my mistakes most've never knew the fire which is my burnin desire, these escalatory thoughts cause my exterior to retire, feelin inferior and dire as alterior motives are spoken thru the actions of a liar i draw maps on the road hopin they lead to somethin new but i know the biggest beauty is often right before you, i never wield weapons - i'm on a healing path so i aim for higher levels when i get to seeing black so when the ceiling collapses and the sky shines free you'll find me in the stars with all bullshit behind me
im that old skool benz boy ridin wit my friends boy muggin all the haters through my cartier lens boy hit the corner store and they like, "who is this fellow?" hello, just a stick and a six pack of modelo then hop back in the whip and roll a real fat 'rillo cruise around bumpin wiz while i let the smoke billow and now im higher than a lightpole, higher than the price of gas higher than a kite hoe, watchin airplanes pass its high class only smokin good grass the shit you smokin on look like the shit i get from wipin my ass
As I take my last hit of the night, I think of your face, everything in the past, my school days going by so fast, Us screwing up and getting detention together, Teacher would always get irate, screaming at us "YOUR LATE!" I Was just a kid, with no real view, No moral, ethics or even pride to bestoy upon you, So Hard to desribe this feeling inside, I guess you could call it sorrow, that we never got past the morrow, The girl from my school days lives on, When you hear this song, bounce your fucking head, like your going strong.
Ironic from the first harmonic, I'm always the M-V-P like Drew Brees, coughing it out, Like Dr. House told me I got chronic monophonic disease, Switching up my style to Cantonese, can't-you-see, you gotta pay that admission fee, To see me use my touch like Wayne Gretskzy, Busting out the fireworks like I'm Jubilee, Wanting to lock me down, me screaming out "I'm not a political detainee!" No matter what you say or do, This crowd will never support you, so please throw up your litary review, You can only hope to acsend to, this level that I'm showing you, This verse was like a dope how to.
limitations don't see me, i move past them i move around grasscity, like i'm an admin better yet i'm a rookie, your just a has been compared to you headaches, i'm like asprin i do whatever it takes, to get ready for action and this what happens, when weed is blame i always loved when the weed, hits the flame indeed its the dank, you can tell by the stank dragon's throat, as smoke pours out my mouth i love getting high, because that's what i'm about i grown my own, and my homes not a greenhouse you know about me girl, just unbutton your blouse never pay you for pussy, cause this isn't a cathouse your playing cat and mouse, so i'll douse those flames with a little bit of game, just to keep your ass sane, and when you scream my name, you better say it again, because i get more ass than nash bridges on cocaine.