me and my friends use codewords nd shit cuz his parents still treat him like a baby even tho he is 18 in 23 days... when we text we say "longboard" = "bong" "skateboard" = "bowl" "bearings" = "weeeeeeed" in context... "Yo bro lets go skate jacks longboard i just got some new bearings" "yo lets go shred the halfpipe with my skateboard" eh? eh? anybody? ok rofl
everyone i knew when i was livin in VA used the term "Janx". but it was used in any and almost every way it could be used. like, "u wana go janx?" or "how much janx you get dude?". now that im acrossed the country, friends and dealers dont understand what i mean... haha
we always called it 'being Blitzed' when we got really high. and we call joints ' Hoots'.... and after your buddy coughs his lungs up from a hit you ask ' was there a fish bone in that hoot err what?'
Don't know if any of these were said yet but, here goes: Stoner Flu-Getting sick from sharing pipes with a friend who was sick (had it once) Burn Cruise- Driving around while smoking the herb Pot mitzvah- Your first time toking weed Salad- Mixing different weed together in a bowl Quickie with Mary Jane- When you are in a rush or in a risky place and you need to get high quick, you need to have a Quickie with Mary Jane
Driving Like Magoo is awesome! Dude, I remember when I was driving like that and going 15 in a 35 mph zone! I had to speed up to 30 to avoid getting pulled over by the cop that was in a parking lot of a gas station! I got so paranoid at the time but, it makes for a great story!
Heres some expressions from some smokers in Denmark, Europe: High = Stunned, Bash, cooked Joint = J Bong = B, name of bong since we name stuff mixing different weeds= Troldmand - translation = Wizard I assume some of this doesen't make any sense to anyone ? well it is still lots of fun reading and sharing.
Hahaha, that's stupid, I used similar lingo like that with me and a couple friends, it was funny only it was all relevant to coffee: Coffee = weed Coffee pot = bong Caffeinated = high as shit
Among my friends here are two Simpson's Trivia-Weed Example of use. 'You get any Simpson's Trivia.' Trivia-Smoke Example of use. 'Let's go play some trivia.' Story behind it is I used to keep my weed in a Simpson's Trivia tin
blazed/ripped/chonged/wacked deserty - dry mouth droned - drunk/stoned bag/bg/beeg - j-bag or $25 deal oscar - ounce shotty - carby cone - bowl trees/nug/green - weed