stoner sayings

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by mexicanmustache, May 17, 2004.

  1. "YOU BUM"

    classic
     
  2. any word that was ever used in beavis and butthead
     
  3. a friend of mine loves to piss off people and then when they start yellin at him he goes......."LICK MY ASS !!!"......lol i love that one.....
     
  4. heh turd burgaler or look im a video game
     
  5. a friend with weed is a friend indeed
    a friend with gold is the best im told
    cuz then you can buy ocopoco gold
    the word ocopoco might be spelled wrong
     
  6. "well the way I see it" I can never say the way i see it. lol
     
  7. huh, what, didn't hear you
     
  8. Making up words is the greatest!

    The best one came from my friend cody! We were stoned off our asses when a friend of ours came over to my house and said

    "Dude I lost my job"

    Cody --"Thats a bummeroosky"

    I say bummeroosky all the time now...it's hillarious!!
     
  9. ha. anytime the conversation dies we start telling stories about this guy at work. so many stories from that place, and when we're high they never get old.
     
  10. My classic saying regarding going down on a woman.

    Friend "I think its just wrong to do it and god would disapprove"

    Me "If god didnt want us to eat it he wouldnt have shaped it like a taco"
     
  11. Depending on what time it is me and my friends usually ride around or go on a walk after smoking, then just come back home blast some music and smoke some more. Conversation comes and dies but it's all good times to me.
     
  12. Goiter...Hashslash...Dingalingalinglong...poopshoot
     
  13. Endo, weed, ganja, green less for you and more for me. Stoners live and Stoners dies, fack that shiut man lets get high
     
  14. damm dude im stoned....or ...you guys in for another session..... but mostly....lets go get food man
     


  15. man is it shmode or shnode?
     
  16. peggy bab cock

    try to say that 5 times fast
     
  17. Indubidubly, sililoque, kill whitey (or any other quote from black sheep), repeat entire Super Troopers movie
     
  18. my personal favorite came from my alcoholic grandma "get me another manhattan you schmuck"
     
  19. Nerf, Philadelphia, and my friends favorite saying of mine "I'm stupid, no I'm not"
     
  20. "hey man u have any more" or "lets smoke another one"

    scoooooo(when u throw the roach out the window)
     

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