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Worlds BIGGEST Bong Hits (video)

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by dlmebag, Mar 18, 2009.

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  1. #41 dlmebag, Mar 18, 2009
    Lol, I dont know anyone who wouldn't bring a scale when buying a large amount.

    But I figured out what these whole bong hit competitions will lead to:

    Since the human lung can only hold so much, its going to become a who can burn the most weed in one hit competition, rather than who can inhale the most smoke competition.

    Another words, once someone sets a ridiculously high record that is unsurpassed due to lung cap, the only way someones going to beat it is if they torch the shit out of it and pull as hard as they can.
     
  2. #42 4Footer, Mar 18, 2009
    Who are you referring to?
     
  3. #43 dlmebag, Mar 18, 2009
    Dude, just stop.

    So your saying, the guy packed his 3 gram bowl... Then he allowed you to finger his bud around, and judge its weight? No.

    You dont even have a fucking video so why even bother to argue? No one will believe anyway.

    DUDE OMG!!! I just saw a space ship flying around outside. I dont have a video but I sware it happened, come over to where I live and you'll see.
     
  4. #44 abnormldood, Mar 18, 2009
    The Canadian who claimed to see someone clear 3g's, of course. Dimebag's entries(At least the 1g) was pretty legit.
     
  5. #45 dlmebag, Mar 18, 2009
    Even funnier part is, I've never seen a bowl large enough to hold 3 grams before. Hash Bean has a giant fucking cone bowl and it could barely hold his 1.6

    Even the kids who snapped 1.5 had the nug sticking 2 inches in the air.
     
  6. #46 4Footer, Mar 18, 2009
    Yah, because I couldnt find either of those videos where he claimed someone had to climb a tree to hit the bong..

    And for dimebag's entries, all of them are legit.. he scales the bowl, and then torches it. Who cares how much you torch the weed, I think its weather or not you can consume the whole hoot or not after torching the shit out of it. :) But thats just my opinion.
     
  7. #47 GumDispenser, Mar 18, 2009
    I'm a guy who can stay buzzed most of the day on 0.5g

    So ya, I believe in winning at conservation.

    Happy/$$ = yay
     
  8. #48 abnormldood, Mar 18, 2009
    It's not that he torched it, it's that in the first I saw some nuggage drop through the stem. He did clear a good majority of it though.
     
  9. #49 dlmebag, Mar 18, 2009
    ... No.

    Its a pinch bowl, theres no way a nug could fall through... And it was all shake anyway...


    Wow, you must have an extremely low tolerance, because I dont think I've ever heard of a high lasting more than 6 hours... lol, but either way, more power to you, atleast your saving money.
     
  10. #50 GumDispenser, Mar 18, 2009

    oh I think I just have this extremely harsh law of diminishing returns applied to me.

    0.5g = happy
    1.0g = holy high
    2.0g = same holy high
    3.0g = same holy high + mega munchies


    If I grind up that 0.5 very nicely ground up with my oven trick, I can make several tiny little bowls.

    I spread out those tiny little bowls in between buzzes. So I finish one bowl, holding it in as much as possible. I get buzzed, and go on my merry way to studies or other work.

    Rinse and repeat and I can be buzzed half the time all day.
     
  11. #51 elevatedgaze, Mar 18, 2009
    OMG, Dimebag you are my hero, Do you think If I wear a bandana and rock T's I can take bong rips like YOU one day?!


    This thread is childish, when the fuck did this become a competition? Bragging about how much weed you can apparently "snap" through your bong? My god, I almost for one second forgot that I was in the seasoned tokers. Get a life kid, go smoke some weed and quit trying to flex your muscles over the internet.
     
  12. #52 dlmebag, Mar 18, 2009
    I dont see anyone bragging. This thread is an organized collection of the largest bong hits recorded. And a lot of people like friendly competition.

    And this thread wasn't made for you, so no one really cares what you think.
     
  13. #53 mbcoder, Mar 18, 2009
    I love finding threads like this....i'll tell you why.

    everyone wants to out do one another, it's the way of life, besides who doesn't like some competition. that being said all you haters who are bitching about the fact that this thread even exists....leave the thread, no one cares.

    secondly when people start throwing out that facts and shit that they don't provide substantial solid evidence to back it....once again, no one cares. ( I am refering to the parts of people telling others that it is truley impossible to clear x grams snap). If you look at the facts that smoke can be condensed...meaning that with pressurazation you can turn a five gallon balloon of smoke into a much smaller one, and the fact that deep sea divers lungs are about twize the size of the average lung. you put that together and in the perfect senario i am pretty sure some one could do 3gs in a bowl. Not saying for sure either way, but there is no way you can say that it's impossible, there are to many variables and not enough evidence to support your claim.

    thirdly....it's fucking weed! Props to those who can take 1 gram in a hit, i can't. but props to people who get high all day of a gram. thats tight as fuck if you ask me. People who make fun of people who smoke way less but get as high are retarded, they're saving so much more money then you and are smoking less...

    thats just my opinon.
     
  14. #54 fdaapproved, Mar 18, 2009
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circular_breathing

    Whoever can master that will end up with the worlds biggest bong rip. If the process can be reversed, out the nose in the mouth. If it was a bong that you could rip through your nose looks like Kenny G could rip a bong for 45 minutes straight!
     
  15. #55 dlmebag, Mar 18, 2009
    Wow, that would be interesting to watch someone take a bong hit doing that.
     
  16. #56 boobsaregreat, Mar 18, 2009
    so is the is the facial hair
     
  17. #57 dlmebag, Mar 18, 2009
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    Lol, he's basically the loser version of me, the guy who started smoking when he was my age... But just kept smoking and smoking, never got a job, and sits at home all day smoking. Hes probably had that bandanna and beard since he was 18, lol.
     
  18. #58 Weed Fiend, Mar 18, 2009
    this thread is a silly troll fest.



































    and i shit my pants.
     
  19. #59 MedicalMatt, Mar 18, 2009
    fuck using a torch
     
  20. #60 King Chronic, Mar 18, 2009

    so true. look at this clown "BREAKING A WORLD RECORD" in your sig like your some hot shit. so its a world record cuz you cant find any other youtube videos with a bigger number in it?

    are you serious? i cant beleive you spend your time searching youtube for bong hit videos. you have nothing better to do? you talk like your the man because of your shitty "1.7 g bong hit" and you question the credibility of everyone elses.

    seriously. your not cool for taking big hits, and you look like a dirty hippy.

    lose your fucking ego man people just think your a douche. i bet that nice hippy hair gets you all the ladies too.
     
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