The official "5 Things Every Stoner Must Know!" Thread

haha i was about to reply, but then i accidently refreshed.

ok so i agree for the most part, but the first point.
i belive some people in the states get a "grams" for like .7 and stuff. so it varys on where u live and the customs on picking up. espcially when people meet up on the street, and dont want to scale it in public.

what you should have put is...

1. Do Not! give money unless you see the weed IN YOUR HAND.
(make sure its real weed too)

most (experienced) tokers can eye out if they are shorted anyways
. they always say ill be back in 5 minutes, but never trust anybody involved with drugs. this is an illegal activity, you cant complain to the cops.

oh yeah, great guide for the apprentice +rep

 

NEVER smoke with somone who has a cold sore!

 

good thread man

+rep

 

qft.

This is a good thread, I know it all already, but helpful for newbies.

 

Excuse me, but what do you mean by "cornering the bowl"?

 

Good thread my friend.

 

lighting only a side of the bud in the bowl, not burning everything

 

smoke with ppl that you deal to, its like getting paid to smoke weed

 

somthing else to add is that if a lighter is not passed with bowl/bong do not proceed to torch it again if its cherried

 

You got the whole law thing wrong. They can detain you in your vehicle long enough to retrieve a warrant to search your car. They can also bypass getting a warrant if they can find anything that can be used as Probable Cause, then search your car based on that.

Btw, him saying "I detect the scent of marijuana" is probable cause to search your car.

Even if you can't smell it.

 

i agree with a lot of the things that have been said BUT i like to make lists

1). Don't brag about smoking
-Some people think getting high is SO cool they have to tell everyone they do and show off what they know about weed. Don't be that guy. Watch the blabber long enough and you'll see why; you don't wanna understand the significance of,"I never thought it'd happen to me."

2). Use common sense
-We're a lot smarter than we know and the vibes we get from people are usually true. If you're around someone YOU feel is shady, don't tell them your life story. Wanna smoke and cruise? Don't bring an ounce. Assumptions just prove you don't know something.

3). Remember karma
-You may be Christian, Catholic, Jewish or Muslim...whatever you believe, remember that if you don't share, people aren't gonna share with you. Corner bowls, fix the runs and save the last hit. There's something bigger than you and me and it loves weed too. Keep that in mind.

4). Dealers
-Some dealers want to be your friends. Some are cool with just hearing from you when you want some bud. Try to figure out which your dealer is. Try to get a dealer from a friend.

5). Etc.
-Some people will call you a pothead. Fuck them. Some will be worried. Make sure you hold down your life. For some reason, weed can take over lives. It has its own vocabulary, traditions and customs, don't let it overwhelm you. You MUST learn how to roll joints and blunts (by cigar and skins). If you can, try to have 1 pipe, 1 bong...just the essentials.


The best high is when you've covered all the angles. Give yourself a good high. You'll earn it.

 

Keep good company

 

good shit for new tokers man. nice job.

 

id also add dont be greedy with ur weed. A lotta people ive known wont smoke u down if its not being matched or toss them a few singles. Its really just a bitch move. Imagine if u were dry and trying to puff with some people u know, karma will return the bud back to u.

 

there has been multiple threads like this, use search button

 

the learn to keep you mouth shut is the most important in my opinion. Yaping away to everyone is what gets you busted. My little brother always tells everyone he meets that i can get them weed and it gets me into a lot of shit.