Things you do that nobody knows about, Until now

i made out with my Step sister when i was very little.

 

I am the Lord God Jesus Christ.

 

I have scars from where I used to cut myself when I was young & stupid.

I actually have scars all over from various shit that's happened to me throughout my 25 years

 

I have a scar on my knuckle because of road rage, the mother fucker wouldnt get out and throw bones with me. So with all that built up rage, i punched my steering wheel. Yea i was mad.

 

I hesitated about posting this but I don't care really.

I got super drunk with my friends wife and she gave me a blowjob. She swore never to tell but I still get nervous that he will find out one day. sucks.

edit: it was a damn good blowjob. ha

 

Damn dude...

Im feeling that predicament....anyone else know?
Think u could pull off the "that bitch is lying" if she ever told?

 

i doubt it, girls dont lie about shit like that, not round here anyways

 

Ya, cause it makes them look worse :/

 

yea that's not something I could just blow off as a lie...if he ever finds out, I'll probably be killed lol.
So if I ever stop posting, I'm probably dead. shit.

 

That makes you sound like a whore and completely unattractive.

 

Great secret lol

Anyway..

I use the same flirt tactic every time.

Never fails!

lol

 

First time I ever had sex at sixteen, I bruised the girl's cervix. My best friend still clowns me on it to this day, and every once in a while when he's real drunk around me he'll bring it up to other people. v_v

 

I'd hit it.

 

I'll take sloppy seconds.

 

That's actually a really good idea, I think I'm going to start doing this. Not that I could ever even think of a reason I would need to, but it wouldn't hurt having it if the situation ever presented itself.

 

i hardly ever use a glass to drink milk

 

Ya I've gotten into that habit ever since I got my own apartment, except with every liquid. I don't even know where my glasses are.