YOU KNOW YOU'RE A STONER WHEN..... (45 reasons) --Every story you tell begins with, "We were really high and..." --You buy your Visine (eye-drops) at a wholesale club --You're a Bob Marley fan and you don't even like reggae - Mosquitoes get a buzz after attacking you. --Someone asks you for a dime and you tell them you're out of herb --The High Times centerfold turns you on --Every vacation you wind up in Amsterdam or Jamaica --Your friends call you Smokey --Your parents call you Smokey --Smoking resi on a daily basis is essential to keep your bowl from getting clogged --Your cigarette gets way too heavy --You think everyone is staring at you and there's nobody in the room --All you want to do is drink & smoke & eat & smoke & chill & smoke... --Your room turns into your grow room --The lab technician testing your urine sample gets high off the fumes --Your best friend just happens to be your dealer --You vote Harry Browne for president --A friend without weed is a friend in need --Your bumper sticker reads "Honk for Hemp" --Someone finds a roach in your room, it's not a bad thing --Your bong becomes an extension of your arm --You went to a Hempfest --You can't remember the Hempfest --Your video collection consists of endless Cheech and Chong sequels --Your too phoned to stone home --Your creativity is only used when you have nothing to smoke out of --You can ask for weed in other languages --The mind is a terrible thing to waste, but you don't mind being wasted --Sorting out life's problems, the answer is always roll, lick and smoke --You want to have kids named Herb, Bud and MaryJane --You were born caucasian but all your friends assume you're Chinese --Your clothes are full of burnholes from dropped joints --You learn about the KGB in history class and all you can think about are green sticky buds --If an autobiography of your life was made into a movie, it would be called "Waiting to Inhale" --You own too many pairs of Birkenstocks --Breakfast consists of a spliff, some OJ, and a bowl packed with Fruity Pebbles --You smoke your screens and save your roaches --You clean out your car and smoke the shake you found on your car mats --You forget your friends' names --You forget your own name --Your motto in life is "Why ask Why? Just Get High" --You call people you don't even like to hang out with, just because you know they've got buds --You roll your blunts fatter than your 40oz --You begin hearing knocks at the door and CD skips that aren't there --You find yourself in the kitchen eating everything but Spam...then you eat the Spam AND THE FINAL REASON YOU KNOW YOU'RE A STONER... When you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
You know you're high when you revive an 8 year old thread. Jk this one is pretty funny and might be worth reviving.
You know your high when you call a cab to drive to the store to buy you beef jerky so you don't have to leave your house.
You know youre high when you are using a piece of cutlery backwards and can't figure out what's gone wrong for 5-10 minutes.