I haven't been tokin' heavily lately since i'va been low on bud and conserving, maybe i smoked a couple grams over the last week and a half. I didn't have any cash so i couldn't stop at GNC and get my usual "supplies" so i did the only thin gi could think of. No less than 5 mins after they told me i drank an entire gallon of water in a matter of 5 mminutes or so, i kept pissing till it came out clear, and basically flushed myself out like an overfertilized plant. I had alrady pissed out the real dirty stuff in the morning but i wasa bit dehydrated so it was hard to "produce" but when i finally did, i had the gallon of water already beggin' to come out. Previously i had stopped at a bathroom on the way and made myself piss as much as possible, i didn't get much but the little i got came out clear. I prolly drank another 1/2 gallon of water in the waiting room (i could see the water cooler go way down) and when i did finally go i produced a near crystal clear stream, i took a bit over an oz from midstream and it was clear. It had a very little bit of tint to it but only if you really looked at it otherwise it looked like water (the water around here isn't the cleanest anyways and looks kinda funky when it comes out, and the only water i had to drink was "contaminated" with a bit of citrus punch).
So, what do you think? do i have a chance? If not, can i defend myself with a false negative? They know i'm a biker nut and try to stay healthy, i was thinking of pulling a "duuuh, shit! the energy bars i eat while i ride are made with hempseed, didn't realize" or "the herbal suppliments i take have what's listed as "proprietary ingredients" which could try and explain could contain hemp oil.
What else? I'm fairly sure i flushed enough in such little tome that i got a false negative, but if not, i think they will only find trace amounts which may look like a false positive. How can i "prove" it was a false positiive?
Anyways, send some "negative result karma" my way and hopefully i won't hear about this for another year (and next week i'm gonna buy some one hour clear stuff which has been successful in the past and stash it in my car)
Oh yeah, this is a non DOT test so thry don't look at these like they do others, no GC, just a test to see if the metabolites are there.
Thanks for any help