Rap battle anyone?

Discussion in 'The Musician in U' started by TokingToker, Oct 12, 2007.

  1. I love how this guy not that guy will try.
    he be spittin lyrics that aint fittin.
    he talkin bout how stoners cant rhyme ha im smitten.
    while all the time he talkin bout some cali fine!
    hes a hypocrite!
    and i cant stand that shit!
    so im here ta end it.
    now ill give him some credit
    cause his lines werent bad
    but like him they lost theyre fad 10 yrs back
    now its all about money,grass, and black cadillacs.
    so just sit back and watch the time fly
    cause your styles to old to make ladys cry.
    and you aint gotta worry bout me leavin for a snack
    cause im here to eat rappers.
    sick of all the M&M wanna be rappers.
    my lines were built better,faster,stronger
    that way my bank roll can last for longer.
    and ya i use alotta end rhymes
    but this style be mine
    so find your own
    or the police will find you with your dome blown

    :D how was that for a try?
     
  2. fuckin cry baby like "BATTLE ME PANSY"
    "WAA WAA" you should re-arrange or change ur panties
    who forgot about ruse? you was never in standing
    dude prolly just another fake atmosphere fan/freak

    hes in the fan club doin what the man does
    dick jockin slug till theres slime on his cock an but
    ..all i do is talk shit but im popular
    my swagger aint mic jagger its more like pop an syrup

    this dude is not a nerd, he just got 'bitch steeze'
    so aint read ur whole verse, we all know the shits weak
    need snacks? big fat ass should hit wendys
    man im runnin outa flow these codones make me emty :/
     
  3. Back in black is how I roll
    With a 40 in hand and a chronic bowl
    Rollin through the hills scoping out the land
    Gotta find a place to burry these men
    When I see you, it aint no fight
    Imma stab you with an icepick and then hit you with a right
    as your bleeding and crying on the ground
    I say keep screaming knowones around
    I drag you to the car and I pop the trunk
    Interior reaking of last nights skunk
    You scream again for your Lord to help you
    But I say once again aint nobody gonna help you
    Driving to that spot that where my enemies Lie
    I pop the trunk and stab you one last goodbye
    Standing in the night rain, I feel his effects,
    Dont worry bout me just another Devils Reject.

    I bought a cool Devils Rejects shirt, so I had to use :D
     
  4. back in black? why you leave in the first place
    ya rappin's whack, seems you got the worst taste
    nerves race, when i'm all up in your face
    it's you verse the ace, closed case
    i leave no trace, of my murderous words
    fuck the papes, grab this mic set the curve
    cause yer not findin shit, i never write it down
    when i speak my mind, best transcribe it, clown
    sign this now and be on your way
    find you around here? this states i got the "okay"
     
  5. #2225 PurpleCup, May 4, 2009
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    You rapper's are pussy like a klondike
    Blow up in your face like you cant get the bomb right
    Petty pussy pen peddalin' fools
    Snort some Ritalin steady with heavy metalin' tools
    They see my girl and say they wanna tap that
    But I keep it locked like a lab rat
    Fake foes I brake bones so dont get mad at
    The lyricists who craft raps that's not even half black
    I'm on drugs but come here to eat some toys
    Beat and destroy, online personalitys that stay resemblin' my pizza boy
    I'll eatcha boy I grab metaphors that seek employment
    Get employed with a rap seargeant then hit deployment
    But you deploy with, a buncha faggots that like Royce
    Make the right choice we dont hear you like some white noise
    You better get predicate and ettiquette
    Cuz with the punchlines and murders I'm not hesitant
    Just try to level with the, four twenty smoker
    Find your asshole, send in a mini goafer
    I will beat a wack rapper right out of his penny loafers

    Get at me.
     
  6. Look its the purple cup fan club, posting in the rap battle thread
    Im surprised that she can type in between givin him head
    Deep throat that 4 inch cock, right to ya fuckin dome
    His cock is so small that he dont even look grown
    talkin bout him resting some nuts on my chin
    cant tell where nuts end and penis begin
    and fuck purple cup, hes the worst one here
    thats why he needs a little bitch with him to cheer
    so keep your russian mouth shut, this thread dont need no ho's
    and if you talk again ill blow some semen out cha nose


    I love this thread, you can say whatever you want as long as it is in a ryhme
    But I meant every word

    :wave::wave::wave::wave::wave:
     
  7. True, but if you are going to have the balls to post here
    then you are man enough to take what you get
    Of course it is all in jest, but the fact that you responded means i succeded
    :hello::hello::hello:
     
  8. yo. yo.
    i am at home,
    thinkin with my dome.
    i drop rhymes like thunder,
    so youll be 6 feet under.
    your moms a hoe,
    i know this fo sho yo.
    yeah so what im white,
    that dont mean my lyrics aint tight.
    you sound like the giant,
    fee fi fo fum,
    im so smart, your so dumb.
    your like, OMG, WTF?!?
    but you know what?
    i like paper-mache...
    ..when you cut.
    i like this website,
    it brings us closer,
    and farther from poser.
    im a male,
    your a male,
    the only difference is,
    yo raps are stale!
    OH.
    WHAT.
    WHAT.
    Grasscity.com is the place to be,
    like the bathroom,
    when yo gotta pee.
    When i saw thread,
    i was like,
    im a run this hoe over,
    put some tread marks,
    on yo head.
    yeah i did.
    thats what i said.
    Obama promised this and that,
    all this change,
    all i seen is a bunch of crap,
    that mans dereange.
    YO.
    YO.
    its a comin to a close,
    cuz your mommas call,
    like all my bitches and hoes.
    YO.
    WORD UP.
     
  9. #2229 ImWithWhatever, May 4, 2009
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    imma haveta show mrs. lots, what i got, show her how i rock
    could bump my shit in ya Ipod, u aint make it in NJ less u sell out the IZOD
    but i wanna be Continental, dropping rhymes so monumental,
    that i make Miss madder than wen she on her menstrual
    i know what im sayin is consequential but frankly these drugs've made me go mental
    my brain no longer attentive, just to get it going i need weed as an incentive
    the oxy to make me inventive, and just to get offensive, i gotta pop ten adderall
    and to hit u with the dope punches, well u can blame it on the alcohol
    i rele dont wanna make u mad at all, but purplecup, hes whack, u must know him
    all on the man's dick like u wanna blow him, no offense tho of course
    im gunna let this beef run its course why mrs lots and me have intercourse
    but she said i was whack, wait till i get her in the sack,
    what she said? ill have her taking it back, while shes taking it from the back
    in my chrome cadillac, haha i know u gun get mad at that
    just remember its all in good fun, just cuz u a girl dont mean u cant get sonned
    your donee...

    haha just fucking round but u can not tell me that was not dope or that wasnt funny. that might have been the hottest shit i ever wrote.
     
  10. #2230 pomangro, May 4, 2009
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    LOL at you!
    I like how you attack my grammar in a rap thread, and I don't care how many languages you speak. It isn't serious at all, it is a thread on a forum:p But if you are going to get all worked up about some words than so be it, I could care less what your ruski ass thinks about me.
    Hahaha I like how you deleted your first post too!
    And trust me, I will stay far away from your thread, very far away indeed.
    But if you act like a cheerleader again you will be hearin from me:D

    edit-and people say lots of mean things in this thread, it comes with the territory
    in the end, we are all just some ganj smokers havin fun
    so get over yourself
     
  11. #2231 Mrs. Lots, May 4, 2009
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    your an angry man....must not get much pussy. I will leave you alone to continue your sausage fest...I know thats how you like it. ya ill be deleting the post before this one as well...i have more important things to do then to argue with a little boy who skate boards and jerks off to internet porn all day while sitting in his mommy and daddys bastment! see ya!
     
  12. Oh, you want to insult me now? I never threw childish insults at you.'
    Like your deleted post says
    "You don't even know me"
    Post your insults in a ryhme or GTFO
     
  13. Well, you did call her a ho and "ruski ass". Then threatened to blow semen out of her nose :laughing:
     
  14. It was in a ryhme, that shit don't count.
    I liked the semen line though.......
     
  15. #2235 Mrs. Lots, May 4, 2009
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    hey dude rules are rules...I know someone who was banned for shit talking someone in PM trust me the rules still apply in this thread just noone has complained
     
  16. after what i dropped just before, mrs. lots pomangro aint ya biggest worry!

    haha stop the arguin just drop bombs
     
  17. word up buttercup!
     
  18. i bomb sets like baghdad talent shows
    have,, battle rappers,, look like whinging hoes
    the chronic you know, its something else
    i turn flows into whirlwinds and have your mind twisted like then end of my l's
    up in the club, some cunt eyeing me
    fuck that shit
    sucker punched the faggot, right after i tuned his bitch
    concotions of mixed drinks got me aiming for sinks
    ill turn a bottle into a projectile have you painting the bathroom floor bright pink
     
  19. you made my nite sir.
     
  20. Imma lyricist that infamous for spittin dope shit,
    If don't like it don't approach it that just how I throw it,
    And I can chill, relax, kick back and eat some snacks,
    But im vicious and if you missed it I'll snap back,
    And attack
    My is mind a never ending maze, best believe that I succeed,
    While smoking killer haze, for all my dayz,
    I can't even finish this rhyme, because I got no time,
    Gotta finish my dime
     

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