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CUMMIN to you live froma shack in an ice storm in south arkansas

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by namron_420s, Feb 27, 2003.

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  1. #21 namron_420s, Feb 27, 2003
    come on, i need a girls input here too
     
  2. #22 Bud Head, Feb 27, 2003
    sTART TELLING HER THAT YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING WITH Your family. Sorry about the caps lock.

    Tell her that you have to go some place that she doesn't want to go.

    If she wants to eat at a certain place, just tell her that you don't klike the food there. Any thing to be opposit of what she wants..
     
  3. #23 smokinokie, Feb 27, 2003


    Chivalry? Norm! I'm impressed!

    I got some more options, kind of like Buds,

    Comb your hair with fish.

    Fling poo. (I'm starting to scare myself, tha's the 2nd time tonight I refered to that.)

    Fall for her mother.


    Fall for her father.


    Fall for her dog. (pet)


    Or maybe just go on being Norm, and see where it goes.

    I know shotgun weddings are a normal thing where you are, but threats are not something to base a relationship on.

    Good luck. But WYB.


    Which means watch your back.
     
  4. #24 namron_420s, Feb 27, 2003
    does the chivalry really surprise you?:p

    haha, shotgun weddings arent supposed to be literal

    and hell fuckin yeh im gonna watch my back!
     
  5. #25 Bud Head, Feb 27, 2003
    If none of that works tell her that you want to do it up her butt alot!

    If she agrees, tell her you want it up yours! lol

    There are many ways to solve your problem and live through it!
     
  6. #26 Bud Head, Feb 27, 2003


    Hahahahahaha That should work! ROTFLMFAO!
     
  7. #27 MrsDingusus, Feb 27, 2003


    Get your best friend to fuck her and you can dump her guilt free ;)


    or show her this picture.....


    you wanted In-Put right?
     

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    Hey Mrs. D. did you bring some biscuts?

    You have a good idea. Thats what friends are for right?
     
  9. #29 Stylez, Feb 27, 2003
    haha yea like that movie how to lose a guy in 10 days, only how to lose a crazy bitch in 10 days ;)
     
  10. #30 namron_420s, Feb 28, 2003
    thats the thing..she wouldnt fuck my friend..shes faithful anmd all that stuff...shes just a lil..well..dumb, and obsessive, im not happy...

    i told her that the distance was a problem..im thinkin ill just keep springin problems on her until she gives in or somethin.

    she told me she wasnt happy because we dont do that many thngs as a couple...HELL, we dont do that many things at all, i only get to see her once a week, and then, 5 hours of it is spent completely alone goin at it like rabid monkeys injected with testosterone and estrogen.
     
  11. #31 Bud Head, Feb 28, 2003


    Now you get the picture.. My friend!
     
  12. #32 420girlie, Feb 28, 2003
    Your her first big freakin deal dump her ass ;) What does she expect you to do stay with her forever?
     
  13. #33 namron_420s, Feb 28, 2003
    the sex is good tho.
     
  14. #34 Stylez, Feb 28, 2003
    lol, that good?
     
  15. #35 namron_420s, Feb 28, 2003
    the best i ever had



    I WAS CONVINCED THE SUBLIMATION OF ALL THE ICE WAS A PLOT BY THE GOVERNMENT TO KILL US.
     
  16. #36 Bud Head, Feb 28, 2003
    Of course the Government is out to kill you. Thats why they are at war. They are trying to deal with over population!
     
  17. #37 MrsDingusus, Mar 1, 2003

    if thats the case keep her as a fuck buddy....she might be agreeable to it too ya know.... ;) especially since you live so far apart and don't do "couple" shit
     
  18. #38 Bud Head, Mar 1, 2003
    Do the five F's of life......

    Find'em
    Feel'em
    Finger'em
    Fuck'em
    Forget'em
     
  19. #39 namron_420s, Mar 2, 2003
    she IS a nympho..
     
  20. #40 Stylez, Mar 2, 2003
    nympho? heard that somewhere...to burnt to remember tho

    dont that mean like bangin dead people? ... lol thats juz scary
     
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