best rap punchlines you've hear

Discussion in 'Music genres, Bands and Artists' started by popsson, Apr 3, 2007.

  1. anyone heard the song wheres the bud 36 mafia??? well that whole song is just sick as shit


    this sh*t is burnin
    to quick f**k these little junts
    lets stroll to the store
    get some cigars roll some philly blunts
    damn fool( 3 6 mafia)
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  2. listen to all in the family by limp bizkit and korn...those guys just keep rippin' on each other:laughing: and then end is really funny
     
  3. Andre Nickatina:
    "and i'm out
    half a blunt hangin off my mouth
    speedin like a demon on 101 south"

    i like it because it flows, and i do have a blunt hanging outta my mouth pretty much every time i'm coming home from the clubs in SF and taking 101 south.
     
  4. ready to drain the whole bottle never took a role model position,I'm just livin, to take 2 and call you in the mornin i'ma take 4 and finish this 40 cause lifes borin'.
    -gym class heroes
     
  5. "i squeeze clips and gats at your knees hips and back watch your knees will collapse and i proceed flippin crack"
    juelz santana one of the best lines ive heard from him

    "smurfette run around new york like he da man but he peed in his pants when he saw us at suimmer jam"
    the game 200 bars

    lol theres so much more those r the first 2 i could think of
     
  6. DJ Shadow - Why Hip Hop Sucks in '96.. the song has one line in it and answers the question nicely.
     
  7. What songs are these lrycis from?
     
  8. Eminem, Open Mic:

    You wanna see fights I got a match for you
    You couldn't flip shit playing in toilets with a spatula



    Eminem, 313:

    I stop the alphabet at S and got it down to a T


    Just incase you don't remember me,
    I'll run your brain around the block and jog your fuckin memory


    You could date a stick of dynamite
    And still wouldn't go out with a bang


    You couldn't make the crowd throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers


    Cause you can be quick, jump the candlestick, burn your back
    And fuck Jill on a hill, but you still ain't Jack
     
  9. Styles P - Gotta get my head right before i fly to Brazil
    make my sheets outta hundreds so I can lie in a mill' (million)

    Llyod banks - Only trigger you've touched is on a gas pump

    Kon artist (of D12) - Was born feet first, smoke 40s and drink weed, the lord rehearsed my birth I'm the worst breed.

    Jadakiss - I Should wear a condom in the booth, cuz I be fucking a track

    Kuniva - Strangling rappers to the point they can't yell, cuz they crew is full of fags and sweeter than bake sales
     
  10. Game- Air force ones and bentley GT thats the reason i'm still rap's MVP

    Lil Wayne- I get head in the strangest places, two at the same time time call it changin faces, i tell the bitch we aint tradin places now stand back and catch my amazin graces

    Lil wayne- she know the game, get in and get right, every bitch in the industry wanna rock my mic

    anything from dipset as well
     
  11. "I'll turn your tux red, far from broke got 'nuff bread. With mad hoes, ask beavis i get nothin' butt-head" - Big L

    "....and aint make a hit yet, you flop in a split sec, in the showers the only time you get your dick wet" - Big L
     
  12. i pledge allegiance, to lock and load
    to the republic, i sell my soul
     
  13. Wow if i took some time i could get so many, i noticed alot of cassidys rhymes were already posted and they are primo, i love his lyrics. Anyways, here are some i can think of.

    "I'll make your bitch crew shit stools, i'll put a pistol in your mouth and pull then i'll feed you to the pitbulls, dont even talk about guns, the only 9 you've got, is a 5 dolla bill and four 1's"
    "You number 1? then im negative 2, basically ni**a that means im still better than you, basic mathematics the verbal mechanics of rhymin"
    ~Cannabis

    "My filthy teeth wont fight cavities or beat plaque, so i shot the tooth fairy and took my old teeth back"
    "from your car to a craps game noone rolls with you, one of mini-me's shoes has more sole than you"
    ~Ludacris

    "Everybodys in a rush to try and get the throne, i just get on the track and try to set the tone, i aint tryin to use nobody as a steppin stone but dont compare me, im better off just left alone"
    ~Eminem
     
  14. Throw this gun in they face, make 'em kiss the tek
    Then I snatch the ice off they wrists and neck
    You better not budge when I point the semi at you
    What's that? A karat in ya ear, then
    Gimme that too

    Your ice don't shine and your chain hollow
    While you front in clubs for hours with the same bottle
    Takin midget's sips
    I run with the richest cliques
    Fuck the thickest chicks

    Big l
     
  15. Jae Millz:

    people you hang with don't think you real
    and i don't know how he chill
    this *****z pockets is like pre-paid cells
    that ***** ain't got a bill

    Immortal technique:

    attempts to extinguish me don't bother me none
    like retarded kids throwing ice cubes at the sun
     
  16. "Hey man what's this all on it slob
    ***** quit given the blunt a blow job"

    MD
     
  17. Ass N titties!
    Ass N titties!
    Ass N titties, N big booty bitches!


    36 Mafia
     
  18. LLOYD BANKS " to battle me you need more than GUTZ, you need the EYE of a TIGER, heart of a LION, and KING KONGZ NUTZZ..
     
  19. Cass and Big L have the best lines in my opinion:

    Cassidy:


    I got shit on lock,Like I'm constipated you will get abominated
    I ain't lyricist of the year but I was nominated
    Where your strip at? you ain't hustling ni66a
    That track would have been wack if it wasn't for Jigga

    also Hell Rell:

    My hitman name's Janito
    He don't speak no english lingo
    and he fresh off the plane from Puerto Rico
    Find a ni66a and kill em's the only thing that he know
    He'll ring ya doorbell and pop you right through the peephole

    more hell rell from the same freestyle:

    If you a ladies man I'll bury you wit yo chick
    If you a true hustler I'll bury you wit a brick
    See the streets is watchin', more money more haters
    Fuck em all keep flossin', more linen, more gators
    I rap now, still hit the block for a buck
    A thousand channels, sattelite on top of the truck
     
  20. " And I don't have a problem with clout
    You aint get shot again yet,
    so whats your second album about?" - Jadakiss (Im An Animal , 50 Cent Diss)

    --

    " Without Dr.Dre you would just make slo jams
    come up outta that witness protection programme
    Ho's dont really respect you , get in ya place
    if big was alive , he would probly spit in ya face
    nas been doin just fine without you
    pac woulda probably made an album ABOUT YOU.
    so i guess that jus leaves me here to get rid of you.
    n rakim n them they dont even consider you
    em know you aint got nothin for jada
    n i know he appreciates all the money u made him
    its 2005 , nobody fights fair
    i just know an instrumentals ya worst nightmare
    but you tough n you bad , too bad n you mad
    probably been in ya own hood more than you have
    yea you sold more records than me
    but in the streets u will always be second to me
    we was damn near feelin you
    even tho ya career is based off somebody damn near killing you
    shit you be doin aint even considered rappin to us (naw)
    this is probably the best thing that happened to us
    the best wankster , internet gangster , magazine mobster
    shit on ya whole roster
    get ready to say hail-mary's and our-fathers
    get out ya black suits n hard bottoms.
    haha , n dont worry i got em
    he aint a problem-child just a child-witta-problem" -- Jadakiss (Problem Child)
     

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