best rap punchlines you've hear

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  1. #201 Soxfantony773, Mar 5, 2012
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 5, 2012
    fuck a rap punchline this whole fuckin thing goes hard

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CRTIScpP-s]CASSIDY & AR-AB FREESTYLE ON COSMIC KEV COME UP SHOW - YouTube[/ame]

    LOL @ anyone who put some lame ass lil wayne lines and shit.
     
  2. "riding on a half pipe after having a bitch slide half my pipe down her windpipe"

    "BYOBB, bring your own body bag"

    Both from these 2 kids that rap during seshs just to make thing more interesting
     
  3. Fabolous - 'Listen before your dumb ass say some stupid shit, or i'll have my dog layin' on your house on some snoopy shit'
     
  4. "-Of our love that we shared together,
    Thought it would last forever,
    But it changed worse than weather,"

    This shit really hits home for me lol
     
  5. wanted to add this gem.

    "these jiggas aint hot, they like sneakers, so they hate...cause ima get put on first, like socks."
     
  6. Never met a Robert but Im friends with the dinero
     
  7. What's this motherfuckin rap game without L?
    Yo, that's like jewels without ice
    That's like china without rice
    Or the holy Bible without christ
    Or the bulls without mike
    Or crackheads without pipes
    The village without dykes
    Or hockey games without fights
     
  8. I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya"
    I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
    But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month
    But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
    But I ain't got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
    Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
     
  9. She tried to jack me off, can't beat it, join it.- weezy
     
  10. #210 VanCity010, Apr 20, 2012
    Last edited: Apr 20, 2012
    So many good punchlines I don't even know where to begin. Imma' just post some sick lines from songs that I recently played.


    Curren$y


    "Them *****s is real wack, i'm standing in the customer service return line with my microphone tryin' to bring hip-hop back."

    Crooked I

    "If you want your verses to cost higher, then your similes gotta be hot as a live wire,
    you need some better metaphors for example this song is a war zone and you listeners in the cross fire!"

    Chino XL

    "Startin drama with Chino, God forbid,
    auction my lyrics on eBay, that's God for bid,
    problem is lyric Jesus is more than a man
    with a sick delivery like I drive a coroner van"

    Jadakiss

    "If you, can't do nothin' other than flow
    life's a bitch like the mother from Blow, let's go"

    Nino Bless


    "Ghetto minister, lyrical, who else kickin’ what I’m givin you here?
    Go head snooze like Bless isn’t raw, tails u lose now ya heads on the floor... (Fucker!)


    And I just gotta post this whole verse, cause I've never heard a verse with so many words that start with the same letter, and that actually makes sense and flows really well.

    Saigon - Letter P

    "
    I Pop a Pussy Person for Purposelly Perpetratin'
    Point the Pistol and Pull it, this Punk is imPersonatin'
    My People Pack P-89's for Prime time,
    They Parolin my Posse, Im Pickin up Pom-Pom's,
    Personally I Preach Prophecy,
    These Punks Puttin out Poems about Pimpin, Pushin and Property,
    Please, People aint Prepared to be Persuaded by Political Paraphrases they Printin in the Papers,
    Im Positioning my Peers to PumP-PumP,
    Put the Pound to the Pig, just let the PumP PumP,
    I Pause for you People to PeeP the letter P,
    Poetically Puttin' a Paragraph so Perfectly,
    No I aint a P-I-M-P, but I do got a Pistol in my Pocket, Perpetrate and I'll PoP it,
    Prince my Pitbull, go 'head try and Pet it,
    See if you dont leave this Place with Paramedics....

    Punk"


    WOW :eek:
     

  11. If you like that alliteration I reccomend checking out the Alphabet Assassin songs
     
  12. I dont smoke weed, I inhale vapor clouds
    Always pickin up, I should try and sell paper towels.
     

  13. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLklnMWl63k]Papoose - Alphabetical Slaughter - YouTube[/ame]
     
  14. Fuckin punk, you ain't a leader, what? nobody followed you
    You was never shit, your mother shoulda swallowed you

    Big L - '98 freestyle
     
  15. Cassidy from diary of a hustler

    "dont believe this ***** hustlin, this ***** bluffin. look em in his eyes the only time he cookin pies is in the kitchen oven"

    "This fool a fake so his fake ass better break fast 'fore he get his food ate like a egg mcmuffin"

    "ill rap a verse if that dont work, ima cook a pie, or try to make a dollar bill sellin Molly pills. even though i know that somebody'l prolly squeal ima still push weight like a ***** that bodybuild"

    dudes nice!
     
  16. Don't believe the hype.
     
  17. "Hit her from the back cause I don't like how her face look, make a bitch talk to a wall like Facebook" - Tha Joker
     

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