Clever Pipe Names

Bong is named the Vibe. You feel it?
Bowl is Adriana Lima. The mouth piece looks just like her nipple.
Chillum is the Little Fucker. Usually what I'm mumbling when I'm trying to find it.
I have a little 3/16th socket that I put a screen in and smoke out of, named it Juggernaut.
(Sounds lame, but it works great and I have a lot of memories with it.)

I used to name blunts, but it seemed too much like naming livestock.
You can't become attached to something then kill it.
Or you at least can't become attached to a blunt and still plan on smoking it.
Either or.

 

Ivan the Terrible

 

I named my bowl "Tyler Durden"

cause it said to me "I want you to hit me as hard as you can"

 

The Meat Wagon
Selsius aka Vazoogie
The Grandbrother
Skrimps (rip)
Purple Rain
Agnes Woodcock

 

My handmade wood pipe is named "Woody"
ha

 

Back in the day I had two 1 gallon Arizona Tea jugs connected with about 8 1/4" hoses that were diffused. INCREDIBLE amounts of drag so I hooked a bike tire pump to it

Anyways... named it "Gorganopolothon"