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Clever Pipe Names

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Posted 03 March 2007 - 12:06 AM

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Kermit D. Bowl

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Posted 03 March 2007 - 06:51 AM

my pipe (Vincent Van Bowl) looks like the sky in the painting "Starry Nights"

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Posted 03 March 2007 - 07:29 AM


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Posted 03 March 2007 - 09:14 AM

this is archibald, i love him so much.

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this one is always referred to as the monster bowl. the glas is really thick, it is very possible to knock someone out with this pipe :P

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next is my peace pipe. it folds in half so no weed falls out, perfect for my nature walks where i put the pipe in my pocket without finishing the bowl.

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Posted 03 March 2007 - 05:05 PM

Bong-kong-phooey (my brother's)
Guybrush Threepwood
Gary Coleman's cock

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Posted 03 March 2007 - 06:09 PM

The Jolly Green Giant-it has acouple different greens and a big bowl

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Posted 03 March 2007 - 06:22 PM

My Chillum is named Athena, after my dead bearded dragon :( and I have yet to find a proper name for my glass spoon.

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Posted 03 March 2007 - 09:23 PM

Piece Witherspoon - friends spoon bowl

Dr. Feel Good - other friends bong

Bitch(named cause of the silhouettes and kisses on it, and you can say "Joe bring the bitch") - 1 foot long version of the blue 2footer in Grandmas Boy that has silhouettes of women and kisses on it

Sgt. Cornwallis - friends brothers bong

The Flinstoner - Spoon

Rafiki - friends spoon

Mr Miyagi - friends bubbler that broke

I cant think of any others

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Posted 05 March 2007 - 02:17 AM

Yob - My big blue 2ft bong

My brand new pipe (as of today) still needs to be named, however.

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Posted 05 March 2007 - 02:51 AM

My first spoon was named Dr. Seuss, and It fell out of my lap when I was giving someone a hug. :( My new spoon I didn't name, and probably won't.

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Posted 05 March 2007 - 02:57 AM

The two current pipes I have left are Chef Boyardee, which is a sherlock that looks like a chefs hat when you look at it upside down, and Stanley the Steamer, which is a steamroller.

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Posted 05 March 2007 - 04:23 AM

Nemo (RIP) New comer of orange and white
Squidwerd (RIP) Blue bubbler shaped like Squidwerd's nose
The Hombre
The Unknown Soldier (RIP) Broken too fast to be named
Little Ralphy Present from bro
Bang Bus (RIP) Two footer acryllic with bang bus sticker on front
Dori (RIP) Blue bong bought in Mexico for 20 bucks
Frosty Two foot glass on glass
Moneybags Little green acryllic
Budasaurus (RIP) Double water chamber that totally looked like a brontasaurus (sp?)

Wooden Piece Suggest this for anyone who really tokes
Little eyebrow burner (blue)

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Posted 29 March 2007 - 02:56 AM

My screen name is my bubblers name, a bunch of my friends and I were blazed as shit and we coulden't figure out how to say "two in a row" in spanish :confused: so we call the bubbler "dose in a rose":p

lmfao i can see how that sounds like the spanish way to say it but its fucking hillarious:smoking:

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Posted 29 March 2007 - 03:11 AM

i had a pipe named cringe cause it was a nose burner (since jacked)
a bubbler named nudibranch (scientific for sea slug)
a bong named sweet fancy moses.
a little piece called the golgi apperatus
hookah- dr carmicheal
bong- debra kadabra (but we call her aldeebra)

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Posted 29 March 2007 - 03:48 AM

Van Buren- Glass CCG Spoon, baked as fuck when I made this
Heiny- Metal Heineken Pipe, belonged to my good friend Pete, he left it to me after he was put in jail

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Posted 29 March 2007 - 05:03 AM

The best name???

The Danknest Monster.

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Posted 29 March 2007 - 06:21 AM

here's a quick run-down:

hookah, purchased in vegas down in the mall at stratosphere: Billy Bong Thornton, just in honor of half baked.

Pipe with big bulges on the way to the tip (hard to explain, but easy if you see it): Ribbed for your Pleasure

pipe purchased in mexico, made of stone, shaped like a skull: skulltula, in honor of ZELDA!

Green/blue bong, recent purchase: The Incredible Hulk, duh


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Posted 29 March 2007 - 06:35 AM

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Posted 29 March 2007 - 06:49 AM

My sister named her first bowl Pretty Nugget. (its acually named after a chicken nugget, not ganja)

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Posted 29 March 2007 - 07:38 AM

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