Hair is fucking nasty

Discussion in 'Fashion & Lifestyle Trends' started by Mr.Grey420, Feb 3, 2016.

  1. So human beings are a really weird race and yet they have always fascinated me. They form bonds with each other and become mates for life. And they do alot of stupid things, but the one thing i absolutely can not stand is hair. Earthlings are the ONLY species along with animals in the whole galaxy to have hair and its gross. Like tiny little fibers that grow out of your skin made of dead cells its absolutely disgusting it makes me cringe just looking at it. Fuck you guys thats gross. Ugh.


    -Sent from Zeta Reticuli starsystem-
     
  2. I can show you my ball hair if you are intrested.
     
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  3. The thought of seeing hairless people makes me cringe...
     
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  4. That is offensive to my species


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  5. Bullshit, even the thing had hairs.
     
  6. this is a terrible gimmick OP
     
  7. op is shaved.
     
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  8. I likes it. I wanna know more! lol
     
  9. #9 firerat, Feb 3, 2016
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    Abducting people and sticking probes in their ass without their consent is offensive to my species.


    So we're even.
     
  10. #10 King Willie, Feb 3, 2016
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    You Greys have shitty camera quality judging by your avatar btw. Space travel but your shits all pixelated? Fucks up with that?!
     


  11. Agreed. He'll be gone in a week.
     
  12. Wow a real grey
    you should take me back to your planet.[​IMG]
     
  13. my superior has permission from your so called president to abduct a certain amount of people a year.


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  14. i can not take a regular hd picture with flash as my species is very sensitive to the visible light spectrum that humans see regularly. My eyes are actually protected by a natural shield that darkens all incoming forms of light.


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  15. have you seen your little beady nose and your big ass head?

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  16. i didnt call you baldy, baldy.
     
  17. i dont have a "nose" at least not in the traditional sense. They are just two small slits used to ingest oxygen. And excuse my race for having a brain with over twice the capacity of a normal human


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  18. Can you whack off?

    Typed in the cockpit of a runaway Boeing
     
  19. #19 Mr.Grey420, Feb 4, 2016
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    my species has no genitalia , gender, or sexual desires





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  20. Mr grey, must assume you're a guy. Not sure if you're into men or women but are you only attracted to bald partners?

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