What if nothing existed

Discussion in 'Philosophy' started by Mr.Grey420, Feb 3, 2016.

  1. no current plans to reveal ourselves although it has more to do with your government wanting to keep it secret. We provide the united states government with zero point energy technology and laser beams and in return we may abduct a certain amount of humans per year. Fun fact: the CD, and microsd cards were originally our inventions


    -Sent from Zeta Reticuli starsystem-
     
  2. Unfortunately Mr Grey, you are living in a dream state at this time.
    We wanted you to feel more comfortable before breaking this news to you.
    You are an experiment and all your memories and communications are imagined.
    I hope your consciousness stays calm because we have big plans for you.
    Your race doesn't exist, but if all goes well, it may soon.
    :smoke:
     
  3. Billy Preston said it best -


    Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
     
  4. oh dear god it all makes sense now. I was an experiment to see what would happen if an alien smoked weed. My life is a lie


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  5. Nothing does exist. Case in point: prove your existence.
     
  6. good point


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  7. #27 oldskoolgrower, Feb 4, 2016
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    I stumped a Philosophy professor with that one once. He asked me to prove my existence but I turned it around on him. If he couldn't prove his existence then the question was moot.


    EDIT: Of course we can fall back to Descartes and his famous 'I think therefor I am', but I've always found that to be a cop out.

     
  8. i could fly my ship to your house and beam you into the ship but you wouldnt remember any of it :/


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  9. I'm always up for a good anal probe, as long as I'm doing the probing.

     
  10. That stumped a philosophy professor? Huh, I feel like I've answered that satisfactorily before.
     


  11. He wasn't very good. He was really fun to troll though.
     
  12. Lmao
    Maybe I can quit my day job
     
  13. unfortunately my species does not have an anus


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  14. That's not a problem really. It's easy enough to make one.
     
  15. #35 King Willie, Feb 4, 2016
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    "How to make an anus; With OSG"


    Throw up some Youtube tutorials, you'll be golden.
     
  16. i sense hostility


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  17. Your species be cray.
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  18. What if it all existed?
     
  19. that is me when i was 200 years old and first trying weed


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  20. Why you wait so long
     

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