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I need to know if my husband will pass his meps drug test

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by MotherFeckenSmoker, Feb 2, 2016.

  1. #1 MotherFeckenSmoker, Feb 2, 2016
    My husband is 6'0 160 lbs and has been a heavy smoker for the last 3 years. He recently quit smoking 55 days ago and is at meps right now getting drug tested for the army. Do you think he will pass? I'm pretty worried.

     
  2. #2 Sade, Feb 2, 2016
    55 days I'm sure he is fine.

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  3. #3 MotherFeckenSmoker, Feb 2, 2016
    I hope so. I've been stalking the forums and some people couldnt get clean until like 60+ days
     
  4. #4 ajroxit, Feb 2, 2016
    the only way he won't pass that test is if he was using with in the last 4 weeks or so. Remember, they don't test every single specimen because if they did, I never would have gotten I the military myself. Neither would my friend who went in with me.


    As long as it is a urine test, just dilute your system by drinking a shit load of water. This will cause them to retest you if they even check your sample. By that time you'll be clean. There must be thou do every week who show up to he mess station. I went to the one in Los Angeles myself. It sucked many dicks over 4 days of fucking bull shit....


    I think he is going to be just fine so don't worry about it so much. Just remember to write him every day. Pretty fucking crazy what a place like that does to a guy. Getting mail was about the only positive experience in boot camp.


    Good luck!
     
  5. #5 MotherFeckenSmoker, Feb 2, 2016
    I know for sure that he is getting tested because he has to get a waiver because he has a previous drug charge. (found a pipe in his car about a year ago) but I think he will be fine. He's really skinny and has a fast metabolism. And I'm for sure writing to him as much as possible.
     
  6. #6 jay719, Feb 3, 2016
    Its very rare for detox to take more than around 30 days. However, some people have tested dirty several months after smoking. It does happen.
     
  7. #7 Grizzly Tracks, Feb 4, 2016
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    Nope. Your life as a dependapottamus may be delayed.


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  8. #8 MotherFeckenSmoker, Feb 4, 2016


    Seriously what are you doing with your life? Quit wasting everyone's time.
     
  9. #9 MotherFeckenSmoker, Feb 6, 2016
    I'll post his results when we get them. Right now were just hurrying up and waiting! :)
     
  10. #10 Sade, Feb 6, 2016
    I thought this was funny. Wish my gf worked but she is transgender and a little more difficult to get a job. She cooks amazing food though.

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  11. #11 Doomwaffle, Feb 6, 2016
    I am a really heavy smoker about a 1/4 a week for the last 6 years. He sounds like he's about my size I'm 6'2 178 and it takes me about 45 days give or take a few to be 100% clean on a urine test

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  12. #12 MotherFeckenSmoker, Feb 6, 2016
    He took the test tuesday and we still havent heard anything. So thats a good sign. Because if you pass they'll just wait to contact you when your paper work is completed. For us were waiting to get medical records back due to a hernia he had at 5 months old. So we shall wait and see.
     
  13. #13 Sneaky Snake, Feb 7, 2016




    I takes me well over 60 days.
    You're the one wasting everyone's time. How the fuck are we supposed to know if your husband pissed THC or not? We don't have the piss or the test results. Asking this question here make as much sense as asking a magic 8 ball.

     
  14. #14 The toking man, Feb 13, 2016
    I stopped smoking about a month and a half before i went to meps. Passed with flying colors. I got signals intelligence which is top secret. There shouldn't be a problem with his blood or urine, especially after 55 days.
     
  15. #15 MotherFeckenSmoker, Feb 28, 2016
    We just found out and he did pass! Thanks to everyone who was helpful!
     
  16. #16 Ibe, Aug 12, 2016
    What did he do like did he drink lots of water and excersie?
     

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