Getting through probation

Well to start, i wanna post this to all you mofos out there on probation or just started probation and wanna blaze a fat one... I have been on probo for over a year and a half now and it sucks. I am on probo for resisting arrest, fleeing & eluding, deadly weapon, OWI, and paraphernalia. So the first bout 3 month on probo were the absolute worse. I am a chronic smoker of chronic. well i was up untill this happened. Like i was saying the first 3 months were the absolute worse. wanted to get high constant. well ya see, i found out that the lab that my drug testing place sent their test too, didnt test for alcohol on a normal 9 panel. so i drank super heavy for for around 11 months, just about everyday. 3 or so months ago my testing place got a new lab which i was unaware of and now does ETG tests included with my 9 panel for the same price. For all you that dont know what an ETG is, it is a test for alchahol that tests up for 80 hours in your system. Long story short, i dropped dirty twice after 12 months or so doing great on probo, all my fines paid, all classes done, AA for 6 months, community service done... EVERYTHING DONE. all i had to do was to wait and of course i fucked up and dropped dirty twice.. got my probo extened 6 months. more fines, and more classes. Long story short. dont try to cheat the system. if you get caught they will fuck you hard. just wait it out. i know it fucking sucks. trust me but its not worth getting caught and just having to do more time and more money. and they day i get off im gonna sit back.. snort a fatty line, smoke a fatty blunt and take some fatty shots. the system is fucked.