The worst thing ever was probably sexting a mate(old) from a random phone pretending to be a random hot bird. Got him doing ridiculously stupid stuff and then send the pictures (like stick a carrot up his bum). Incredibly funny at the time - so much so my GF and a different mates bird got involved......feel quite bad now..... Other than that at uni.....the people I didnt like....their toothbrushes were used to clean the toilet.
Yip. Got him to write "fuck me" on his chest with a marker pen and pour yoghurt all over himself(he literally poured about half a litre over himself). So there you go men. If you ever get a random text off a bird n get chatting to them and they're hot...they're actually a catfish! Funny thing was it only took 1 photo of a hot bird that looked genuine and the rest of the pics I sent were close up porno shots. He was a proper desperate kid. He would ring the phone 30x a night and sent the same amount of texts. I had to get girls involved to speak with him to keep it going. He closed his Facebook account when i happened and pretty much disappeared. If I'm honest actually I don't feel bad, he shagged a 15 year old girl when he was 22 so fuck him the nonce.
No u should not feel bad, people should not fuck teens and kid, it's weird and wrong. I had this one friend, we're not friends anymore he is a jackass anyways when we were seniors in high school, he was 19 and he was dating and trying to have sex with a 7th grader age 14 and I would tell him "dude wtf is wrong with you ya can't screw around with underaged girls" he would get so mad and when he left to go to her house I said gonna go baby sit your girl friend. It's seems like he just goes after young girls without a father or brother, cause if they did he would get his ass kicked.
Besides beating the shit out of my siblings back in the day...idk Back in highschool, my friend lied about having sex with her new boyfriend (shes a shy mormon girl, and yes, I asked her if she had sex with him out of curiousity/i had a feeling since she was at his place for 2 days). She decided she'd tell me that she did a few weeks later because she didn't get her period. Because she lied to me for no reason, I made her feel really bad. our mutual friend and I started talking about what she should name him/her and like how her mom would be so mad and she could always stay at our mutual friend's place but I wasn't going to babysit blah blah...I'm going to hell. I bought that bitch a pregnancy test, she was fine. I don't typically do mean things to people ...anymore....
Felt relieved and happy that my abusive ex was deported because of his violent tendencies. He lost his job and is banned from the U.S. I don't feel bad about that. I feel bad that I don't feel bad. Is that bad?
Had this one weed man short me on a half ounce. It was 5 grams short and his excuse was that he just picked up from his dude and had to eyeball it because he didn't have a scale with him, which is bullshit because it's not like you HAVE to sell me the weed right there I can wait 20 minutes for you to scale it. So I just hit him up for another half after a week of him dicking around, instead of 160 I gave him a 20 and 7 ones and drove away. Sorry just picked up from the bank had to eyeball the cash. I don't feel bad about actually gaining money instead of making it even.
I've thrown cactus into a girls hit in high school, she had it coming. Still feel bad. I've dropped ice cream in a Styrofoam cup from the 2nd floor at a high school, it exploded at least 15 foot diameter, spraying everyone. Was really funny at the time, stupid now. few years ago, I slapped my friends back while he was tying his shoes, it stung my hand like hell. His back looked like yeast, you could see my handprint growing. I told him a few times to put a shirt on.
When I was a teen I was a little gobshite (is that Irish or English slang? I've been watching a lot of UK Shameless) and I had a fascination with sticking things up the ass of passed out people and taking pictures of it and printing them out and using it as Christmas cards to their parents. One time I was screwing a light bulb up my homies ass and I squeezed the bulb too hard and it broke leaving the metal part stuck in his ass. He's not my homie any more, in fact I had to fight his sister and all his cousins over that but in the end.. worth it.
Lol yeah she gave me a mean one too. But all's well that ends horribly. Dude is a comptroller now. Wouldn't be there if it wasn't for a broken off light bulb up his ass
Cheated on my wife. I still pay the fine for that crime to this day. I'll pay for it throughout the rest of our marrige.
I'm not married, but I think about this all the time. There are millions of women and you can only have 1...
In 1st grade I gave a girl a bright red plastic heart for Valentine's day. It was a big deal and I was generally very into her. Later that day during a snowball fight, I Zaitsev precision-drilled her in the face from like 30 yards. She was not injured by any means but of course there was waterworks. So seven year old me decides I'll take my heart back and give it to another.... We made up the next day and stayed friends luckily so at least there was some damage control. We now laugh about it, but I still feel like a cunt every time I think back on it.