How do you pass a piss test?

Discussion in 'Fitness, Health & Nutrition' started by NobodyWasHere, Jan 6, 2016.

  1. It's like I'm beating a dead horse with this question. My goal is to attain peace of mind without a peace pipe.

    I used to be a heavy smoker. When I say heavy everyday and loud af. Now I'm down to once a month. I have a surprise test in 2 weeks. A week and some days ago I smoked like 4 or 5 puffs of some reggie. A month and week before that I vaporized a gram of Poison Durban in a single setting. A month before that I was smoking every day. I said fuck it, if Imma get high, Imma get high.

    I'm pretty sure I will be okay. I plan on running everyday and exercising big time before next Friday. Should I be worried and put it off? A little back story. It's a drug test for the military. I went To MEPS (the place where they drug test) a little over a month ago and passed their test. That's after a month of jogging and and abstaining from herb. Even though I passed 99% of the tests to enlist I was 2% over the required BMI(which is 26%). As of now I can pass with a 23%. Great right? Well little did I know they drug test you when you go back.

    Here's is my question
    Will I pass? Or should I wait 2 more weeks.

    I mean it wasn't like I smoked loud or a lot.
     
  2. I think you're on the right path. Working out regularly is a must as it will help to take in more water and oxygen which is the main thing the moves substance in and out of anyone's system ... Eat greens & anti-oxidants daily, something that is healthy practice to begin with. Steam Showers & Sauna's can work wanders ... If still paranoid close to the test, buy a dotoxifying cleanse from your local head shop. There's alot of different brands but they are all based on the same concept: Pack as many diuretics and anti-oxidants as possible into one beverage.


    I believe The length of time any substance stays in the body is entirely up to the mind that controls the body.

     
  3. bases on my recent experience, I think you'll be good brah.


    I smoked every day 3-4 times a day, quit and passed a pee test 2 weeks later
     
  4. I passed with 13hr (lab test) but I think the conditions were perfect for me to pass. My bmi is probably closer to 8%, I took test after being awake for 5hr, with drinking water and a monster and taking a green powder supplement. So my urine was diluted but with greens and monster my urine didn't look diluted. I peed before I left work to take test and drank 20-30oz more water on the way. Also, I kept calm and did controlled breathing to slow my metabolism, so I wouldn't burn fat in a psychologically nervewrecking/panic situation. Since we know thc is stored in fat tissue, I recommend NOT exercising the same day you take the test, so you don't release excessive thc.

    You might want to take creatine supplement so if you dilute your urine, so your creatinine levels aren't low (sometimes they check that to indicate if you diluted yourself).

    Good luck
     

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