I dislike my nuts

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Gimmie a Puff, Sep 5, 2015.

  1. Like i said i dislike my testicle sack holders. They hold and look after my testicles sure.. they keep them nice but their appearance is really unattractive they are wrinkly like an old brain and just mock me when i look at them. they tease me for my receding hairlines help me please grasscity.

     
  2. Some people dont have testicles. Either give yours up or learn to be grateful that you dont have big titties.
     
  3. The summer is nearly over GC... Last stretch.
     
  4. don't you worry i ain't no summer dweller im a real dweller i dwell where the dwell is not wanted.
     
  5. The nutters are out early today
     
  6. Damn, some people sure are nutcases.
     
  7. I have very saggy balls, learn to love your nutsack and all your dreams will be fulfilled.
     
  8. Go check out some other guys balls and see what kind of balls you like to meat gaze at
     
  9. Donate them to plan parenthood.

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  10. 3 tablespoons of honey and a wire brush should solve the wrinkle problem, the more vigorous the scrub the faster it gets done.
     
  11. Perform a self castration... Problem solved
     
  12. Simple solution, get botox done on your balls. Get those bad boys lookin' smooth as eggs...





    (joke starts at 20 seconds)
     
  13. What the flying-wonder-fuck is a testicle sack holder? Like a phone holder? Except you have a holder...but for your ball sack....? Fuck me, send me one
     
  14. Aka jock strap?
     
  15. Uhhh balls are weird. no one can possibly have "attractive testicles"
    thats like saying labia are attractive. impossible.
     
  16. only a wack cunt would post this. tripping mother fucker
     
  17. Get a box cutter and SNIP problem solved.
     
  18. just shaved my balls with an electric razor. sometimes electric currents make the world a buzz, and my scrotum definitely agree right now. smooth. as. FUCK
     
  19. Ahh a jock strap. My bad.
     
  20. Your scrorum probably dislikes you for not keeping it clean and presentable. That's your problem man, not GC's.
     

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