Like i said i dislike my testicle sack holders. They hold and look after my testicles sure.. they keep them nice but their appearance is really unattractive they are wrinkly like an old brain and just mock me when i look at them. they tease me for my receding hairlines help me please grasscity.
Some people dont have testicles. Either give yours up or learn to be grateful that you dont have big titties.
3 tablespoons of honey and a wire brush should solve the wrinkle problem, the more vigorous the scrub the faster it gets done.
Simple solution, get botox done on your balls. Get those bad boys lookin' smooth as eggs... (joke starts at 20 seconds)
What the flying-wonder-fuck is a testicle sack holder? Like a phone holder? Except you have a holder...but for your ball sack....? Fuck me, send me one
Uhhh balls are weird. no one can possibly have "attractive testicles" thats like saying labia are attractive. impossible.
just shaved my balls with an electric razor. sometimes electric currents make the world a buzz, and my scrotum definitely agree right now. smooth. as. FUCK
Your scrorum probably dislikes you for not keeping it clean and presentable. That's your problem man, not GC's.