I dislike my nuts

My testicle sack holders are like a pair of elderly men arguing over the last peppermint candy in the bowl that's been there for seven years.

They're full of wrinkles yes, they hang too low yes, they swing about like a pendulum.

 

Never paid attention to my nuts
More important to me is my teeth, they're in my mouth and everyone pays attention to them.

 

if your nuts were in your mouth they and you would pay attention to them

 

i feel you bro. But your nuts are literally family so you better get used to them. Lesson to be learned: sometimes you gotta learn to love whats on the inside (a.k.a.: the jizz)

 

Op has nutty buddies . get it?? The Debbie snack. Man best munchie snack.

 

balls out jeans. if i were you i would wear them with pride!

 

It's safe to say there's no such thing as attractive testicles...so don't feel bad pal, it's not like it's just you.

 

The only answer when you get the question "How's it hangin?"

.... "Low and to the left."

 

If thy balls offend thee. Rip them off!

 

CAN YOU TIE EM IN A KNOT
CAN YOU TIE EM IN A BOW
DO YO NUTS, HANG LOW