Most ignorant thing youve ever done high?

most ignorant thing ive done high?

ran out of food at my crib so i drove to my parents in the middle of the night, snuck in the basement and raided there freezer clean of frozen delissio pizzas


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One time i was so fucked up at work that my manager went and ran a drill on me to make sire i was paying attention doing my job. Everyone watched as i sat with a smile on my face as a fellow co worker pretends to get seriously injured and i dont even notice and react for a good ten seconds or so.

 

Yeah I get high and skate around town occasionally. This one time I was bombing through traffic on a downhill slope with cars packed. I said fuck it and kept bombin that shit swerving through stopped cars on my side so I could get a clear lane down without dying at the bottom. Just as I decide to take on the full hill mid-traffic, I hear a car honk at me so I flip em off.
.. Unbeknownst to me it was a squad car SUV with 4 tails. ... So I weave through that shit and safely bomb that Beastie into the crossing lanes right into the boardwalk in front of the beach side bars.

I was just stoked I didn't die and the cops were nice enough to not frisk me after they almost ran me off my skate at 15mph downhill...

 

Me and my good homie just blazed a fatty joint. Hes looking for his pack of papers that I used to roll the Joint with previously, he saw me roll. hes frantically searching thru his backpack and his sweater pockets and his pants pockets and hes looking for like a good 7-8 minutes. He told me to check my pockets but apparently I didnt react when he said it. So I go, oh wait dude it's here in my pocket and I give it to him. Hes like u fuckin dickhead I asked you!! and it was pretty funny for a while


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I had some gift cards to Applebee's so I decided to order some to-go after some buddies and I burned. I thought the gift cards were to Chili's so that's where I ordered it from, and when I got there to pay I handed the lady my Applebee's gift cards. Felt like a true dumbass for that one lol

 

One night, I smoked a big bowl and Skyped with one of my good friends. We got into a discussion about DSPGaming and how he claims to be a "former pro fighting game player" yet sucks at simple casual games like Mario Kart. I was like, "Yeah, Mario Kart is so casual, it's what stoners and high people play when they're bored!" (I meant to say stoners and teen girls)

>stoners and high people
 
He pauses for a bit and is like "...that was a little redundant"

 

Not a specific experience but when people call my name or try to get my attention at work and I'm completely zoned out of my mind so they keep saying my name over and over and eventually the surrounding employees chime in for a chorus-like effect.....happens every time I work.

 

Ig'nant? I ain't never ig'nant.

 

Ignorant? That'd imply it was something I willfully did with the knowledge it was not the correct thing to do. Though that does bring to mind an instance where I was walking home and saw a cop creeping towards me. Hugging the curb in his cruiser, no tact at all, like "Huh what, no dont mind me I'm just...don't look at me." I thought "Hahah, lookit this pig, tryin be all slick and creep up on me, well fuck him, I don't even HAVE any weed on me." Then I realized I did and was like "OK new plan, see that speedwalking old asian lady? Catch up with her."

 

1. I was new to smoking and all I didn't have a lighter, so I was using matches. It was summer, no one home, so I was in my room with the windows open, toking tools on the window sill. I had an old plastic glass with water to put the matches in, fire-safety hazard specialist I thought I was. After a few bowls, I started getting clumsy, and I knocked over the glass of matches. I spent about 20 minutes picking up wet matches off my white carpet. 
 
So I decided to just blow the matches out. But I didn't want my white windowsill to get ash-y, so I put a tissue down to lay the burnt matches on. Well, it worked just fine until I put a still half-lit match on the tissue. Up in flames it went, carried along the by the breeze. It landed on my carpet and started smouldering. Instead of grabbing water, I decided to do a Breaking Bad-esque beat-the-fire out with a cloth, and ended up burning a small black spot in my rug. 
 
2. Considerably shorter, I was super thirsty and opened a shook-up soda on my friend's bed. It proceeded to explode root beer all over his just-cleaned bed sheets. 
 
On the un-specific side, I tend to get clumsy when I'm high if I don't watch it. I knock stuff over a lot, especially food, which is always really sad. I hate eating lint-chips. And I can never button shirts properly, they always end up being like 5 buttons off. 

 

There's so much me and my friends have done. We've driven golf balls at people's houses, took 20+ pumpkins from the side of the road and threw them out the back of my car, took people full garbage cans and held them wheeling from the trunk of my SUV going about 70, when those fuckers hit the ground they explode trash everywhere. There's so much more I've done too

 

wow
you must be a wonderful neighbour 

 

you sir, are a douchebag. Or you're 17 years old. Take your pick

 

I have ocd which makes a perfectionist, so I usually don't do anything stupid when high. But I was with my friends in their car going on nice blunt ride. Windows down, having a good time. Then a cop pulls up behind us because my friends tail light of was out (obviously didn't know) he put a his lights on so my friend pulls over. Meanwhile, we're hiding all weed and paraphanelia. We knew the car smelled and my friend had a quarter in his pocket so he took it out, literally said Yolo (which embarrasses me to this day) and ate it. All of it. The cop gave my friend a ticket for the light And left. An hour later my friend was really baked. It was funny.

 

Back years ago I always hangout with this shifty kid during the summer. Once we got hiped on unmentionables and he threw a lit cig into this guys car and the guy started sprinting out of his house chasing our asses down the road

Scary shit man

 

You cant get high from eating straight weed. U have to do stuff to it.

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Weed decarbs naturally over time so it could have been really old weed and it was a decent amount so it could be possible. inefficient, but possible

Edit: http://skunkpharmresearch.com/decarboxylation/

"Decarboxylation occurs naturally with time and temperature, as a function of drying, but we can shorten the amount of time required considerably, by adding more heat."

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