Weirdest thing youve put your dick in

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by suicidebonger, Oct 7, 2014.

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  1. #181 OG Man On The Moon, Jan 31, 2016
    haha lol,that thing they call coochie,someone else'e head,the hole in the speaker that releases air.

     
  2. #182 Kushmedic, Feb 6, 2016
    In a vacuum cleaner tube. On to "suck", not "blow".

    What?

    I was 17 and drunk. Whaddya want?
     
  3. #183 IllestVillain, Feb 15, 2016
    [​IMG]
     
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  4. #184 jaymu104, Feb 15, 2016
    A Hershey bottle damn bro my forearm won't fit lol

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  5. #185 RogueScholar, Feb 15, 2016
    My cousin's sock, still warm on top of the hamper 😑

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  6. #186 Mr.Grey420, Feb 15, 2016
    This thread is the reason humans disgust me.


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  7. #187 gorilla grower, Feb 16, 2016
    Your just jealous because you don't have a dick
     
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  8. #188 goombah111, Feb 16, 2016
    Hey eunuchs have feelings too! They just don't have the best feeling ever. ;)
     
  9. #189 Mr.Grey420, Feb 17, 2016
    true that, in fact i have no genitalia at all!


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  10. #190 goombah111, Feb 17, 2016
    You know what they say, balls without a dick is just a butt in a sac.
     
  11. #191 padawan001, Feb 25, 2016
    a sox.
     
  12. #192 GluedGorilla, Mar 18, 2016
    hottub jets lol
     
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  13. #193 mklem, Mar 18, 2016
    well at least its not whats the weirdest thing you've put up your ass lol
     
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  14. #194 mklem, Mar 18, 2016
    but yeah this is a strange thread. First time on this one and I feel better about my life already. haha
    Do not stick my junk in objects but hey, as long as its away from me and does not hurt themselves, go for it.. I guess
     
  15. #195 Madeenz, Mar 18, 2016
    I'm laughing so fucking hard

    This thread is hilarious, y'all are some creative bastards
     
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  16. #196 BlazedGlory, Mar 18, 2016
    I thought I was bad waking up with morning wood and sliding between two pillows :laughing:
     
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  17. #197 startedat45, Mar 21, 2016
    Well females have always had a much easier time of finding a substitute. I mean a condom on a cucumber would work. You can even warm it up first. :)

    Guys have to be creative as it is much harder to find something even remotely similar to the inside of a woman.
     
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  18. #198 CanadianBud, Mar 21, 2016
    .... Speaking of vegetables...


    1 zucchini.... Big one.

    Cut end off, hollowed out enough room in the middle... Put in microwave for 10 or 15 secs to warm up...

    Wrap in folded towel, put between mattress and box spring


    My most realistic experience as a young teen before I discovered actual pussy...
     
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  19. #199 Wisdom Tooth, Mar 22, 2016
    A Vagina.
     
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  20. #200 Its Dro Bro, Mar 22, 2016
    Lmfao

    OP "I tried to fuck a pool noodle"

    That just sounds so unpleasant and gross. But still very funny.
     
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