Mouth Swab Drug Test, Help (:

Discussion in 'General' started by jencakes102, Sep 20, 2014.

  1. Hello all!
    So ive got a question and i need some advice pretty fast, so anything would be greatly appreicated!
    So ive just gotten and job offer at a local grocery store, that ive heard from different people that have worked there a while ago, that they mouth swabbed. They gave me the whole "hourly rate, hours" paper work and i filled out a background check that they faxed, should get results in a day then they will call for info on my orientation.
    I havent smoked since tuesday at 8pm (two days), then when I got the news today (fri) and after all the paper work i smoked cause ive been sick from my birth control and really felt like shit (you know how it goes)
    by the way, im a heavy smoker (me and my boyfriend can smoke a quarter in two days..so maybe 8-9 bowls a day.. I live in Colorado lol) im 5'7 and 160..my metabolism may be shitty but i work out and do yoga.
    My questions are for you fellow smokers..
    Do you think they would have mouth swabbed me while I was there doing the background check..or do you think their trying to be sneaky and do it at orientation? (But why go through all of that to do it there and have me fail, ya know?) hopefully they dont at all!
    And,
    Do you think two more days is enough for my mouth to be clean? Ive seen alot of different info on the net, (between1-3 day to be clean and i only smoked 2 bowls today.)
    and also, any tips to help get past that pesky mouth swab test?! any advice will be awesome, but i have to do it soon so hopefully this all works out!
    Thanks and good vibes,
    Jenna!

     
  2. You haven't smoked since Tuesday but you smoked 2 bowls today.
    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    If I tell you ur fucked are you not gunna go in for the test? Just till the dice and hope you pass... (Maybe swish ur mouth out with alcohol isopropyl of course.)
    Ps. fuck your vibes


    It's all just one big conspiracy
     
  3. How often do you poop a day?
     
     
    What type of workout are you doing?
     
    Yoga doesn't count, I'm an expert trust me I'm a stranger on the internet.
     

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