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Need To Pass Drug Test In 1-3 Weeks--Help

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by Doctor Doctor, May 22, 2014.

  1. #1 Doctor Doctor, May 22, 2014
    So I'm not a regular smoker anymore (smoked ~5 times from February to this past weekend), and haven't really smoked often since December. I have a great job this summer, and I didn't think I'd have to take a pre-employment test. Since I got home for the summer this weekend, I decided to have some fun so I smoked ~2 grams over the course of the past 5 days. Turns out I'll be drug tested in a week or so; I could potentially postpone the test for another 2 weeks, but it would be a long shot. What should I do? What are my chances of passing in a week? 3 weeks? Help me out!

     
  2. #2 Doctor Doctor, May 22, 2014
    Shameless self-bump; I know it's only been a few hours but I need to know as soon as possible if I'm going to try to switch the date. Please, please help me; any aid would be much appreciated.
     
  3. #3 snoopdog6502, May 22, 2014
     Use fake piss.
     
  4. #4 Doctor Doctor, May 22, 2014
    They test for fake piss in my state, unfortunately. Any other ideas?
     
  5. #5 shaddytheman, May 23, 2014
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    Take a zinc pill before a meal (once a day!)
    Drink Cranberry Juice -- it'll flush the toxins out of the body
    Take a B-complex vitamin with water (don't drink too much!)
    When it comes time for the sample -- first pee in the toilet, then the sample. This will give you the best chance of the lowest concentration of metabolites 
    Exercise to burn the fat
     
    Good luck bro.
     
  6. #6 dinatainian, May 23, 2014
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    Bleach balls
    Guarantee work- no lie.
    Take two or three tips from some Qtips and ball them up.
    Put little bit if bleach in cap.
    Soak cotton in bleach
    Take out cotton and ball it up
    If it is dripping with bleach you should squeeze some out.
    Then pop it your mouth and take it like a pill.
    I never let it sit in my mouth like a pill.
    Pop it and take the water real fast.
    Drink lots of water and your good.

    Ps. you could do this the night before the test and still be good. Even if you smoked that night. I usually did it a day before drug tests. But a friend of mine did it the night before. And passed


    Dinatainian
     
  7. #7 Pickle McSmurf, May 23, 2014
    uh I would advise against eating bleach...
     
  8. #8 njnerd, May 23, 2014
    I would never swallow bleach for weed.. What the fuck.
     
  9. #9 dinatainian, May 23, 2014
    Lmao it's not even a lot of bleach. I didn't say it was the smartest thing to do. But it is guaranteed to work.


    Dinatainian
     
  10. #10 Pickle McSmurf, May 24, 2014
    You really shouldn't try and convince people to do dumb things like that, OP probably wont be the only one looking for advice in this thread
     
  11. #11 staychill4life, May 24, 2014
    who's op?


    stay chill
     
  12. #12 bluntisblunt, May 24, 2014
    couple of hours before the test take like 4 or 5 b complex vitamins for urine color and just drink til you cant drink no more, but not to death ;)
     
  13. #13 dinatainian, May 24, 2014
    I've done it multiple times to pass a pee test. I'm not suggesting something that will kill someone. I'm simply stating something that is guaranteed to work. People can choose to or not to do something If they are not comfortable with it. Plain and simple.


    Dinatainian
     
  14. #14 wqenzhen, May 24, 2014
    They test for fake piss in my state, unfortunately. Any other ideas?
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  15. #15 Pickle McSmurf, May 24, 2014
     
    From everything I've read about that idea is that it doesn't work. Every piss test I've taken has tested for pH level and the research I've seen suggests that would alter it
     

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