Fuck my life, want to kill myself.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by GreenRush, Apr 5, 2014.

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  1. #1 GreenRush, Apr 5, 2014
    Broke my wrist last night, can't go to the gym, eat or wank. My three favourite things, going to be a stressful couple months!

     
  2. #2 TheAnswer121, Apr 5, 2014
    first world problems :rolleyes:
     
     
    quit your bitchin :hide:
     
  3. #3 Airf0nz0, Apr 5, 2014
    I'm kind of confused...did you break both wrists?    Should still be able to do stuff with one wrist.
     
  4. #4 Permafade, Apr 5, 2014
    Jerk off with the other hand, it's like somebody else is doing it. I'm proud to be an ambidextrous masturbator.
     
  5. #5 GreenRush, Apr 5, 2014
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    Got one broken wrist and on my other arm my shoulder is pretty much skinned to the bone, got hit my a car riding my bike. FML
     
    I pretty much can't move my arms, I have a high pain tolerance, I can't even light my bong.
     
  6. #6 smokinhobo, Apr 5, 2014
    OP, get a fresh cherry pie and jim levenstein that shit up haha

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  7. #7 TheAnswer121, Apr 5, 2014
    apple pie ;)
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  8. #8 Pokie, Apr 5, 2014
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    Did you ever see that girl make a sandwich with just her feet cause she had no legs?

    Edit: I mean she had no arms! Lol
     
  9. #9 smokinhobo, Apr 5, 2014
    Oh yeah so it was an apple pie. id have thought a cherry pie would be better. Considering you dont pop someones apple...

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  10. #10 Rainy Daze, Apr 5, 2014
    Yea she was on tosh.o.... I don't even know if that show is still airing actually..
     
  11. #11 lFourTwenty, Apr 5, 2014
     
    tosh.o is still airing everyday and they are still making new episodes
     
    Damn OP, you got hit by a car? Hope you got some compensation
     
  12. #12 black sabbath, Apr 5, 2014
    it is
     
  13. #13 Jingo Dookstain, Apr 5, 2014
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    I've been in bed with pneumonia all damn week, and you want to die over a broken wrist? At least you can still smoke with the other hand.
     
    Man up.
     
    Edit: Unless you broke both your wrists... but that's still nothing to die over...
     
  14. #14 SoftRealities, Apr 5, 2014
    I'd much rather have pneumonia than a broken wrist. 
     
    Let the man vent people! Sure it could be a lot worse, but i've seen far more pathetic rants on the interwebz before. 
     
  15. #15 MunchiesMan78, Apr 5, 2014
    Lol I hope you're not serious about the "killing yourself" part
     
  16. #16 SoftRealities, Apr 5, 2014
    Yeah, i'm assuming the title is more of the expression-y type than literal. you know, like FML. 
     
  17. #17 TeresaTHC, Apr 5, 2014
    DrAmA bOmB
     
  18. #18 Jingo Dookstain, Apr 5, 2014
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    Would you really?
     
    I dunno about that man. I'd be down for trading this with a broken wrist any day.
     
  19. #19 Pokie, Apr 5, 2014
    I actually almost died as a child from the pneumonia, so I'd rather take the broken wrist. But I don't know how adults suffer from the pneumonia compared to kids
     
  20. #20 AK Infinity, Apr 5, 2014
     
    Hey no worries brah, necessity is the mother of invention:
     
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1Y_62RhFW8Q​
     
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