Ask a professional MILF Hunter anything

Discussion in 'General' started by Omega369, Mar 22, 2014.

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  1. do you use every part of the milf after you kill it?
     
  2. I use their bones for tools and weapons. Skin for armor and clothes. Hair for the bow string and sewing. Meat for eating. Fat for lighting lamps and to rub on my skin when it's cold.


    Omega369
     
  3. How does one hunt "professionally" --is it a paid 'occupation'?
     
  4. Does milf pussy taste like ripened rotisserie chicken?
     
    *disclaimer* User is drunk as fuck. 
     
  5. I've had someone pay for my cab ride home and pizza for dinner

    So they payed me in cab fare and pizza

    So technically it's a paid profession


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  6. I'm just messing with you anyway :)
     
  7. How many STDs do you have by now?
     
  8. #49 Omega369, Mar 23, 2014
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    I'm fine with fumpa. More to play with.


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  9. #50 Omega369, Mar 23, 2014
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    I thought I had HIV one point in my life. Also thought I had syphilis.

    I caught mono once, but that was making out with an 18 year old


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  10. How does one stalk their prey?I've been itching for an older woman for years, but sadly only pull in the yungins.

    knives heated dull red
    release sweet smoky nectar
    I am lifted high
     
  11. It's all about the eye contact. You wait until you catch a cougar making eye contact with you. A lot of the times they are shy so they look away instantly. That's when you move in for the kill and make your approach.

    You can tell they are still two minded, a lot of the time they are thinking "what will other people around us think?"

    But just plow through that barrier, and talk about their childhood. Boring adult stuff like "what do you do for work?" Then I move onto "what did you want to be when you were a kid?"

    They like to be touched on the arm, and stared deep in their hungry eyes.


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  12. That's what gnomes are notorious for


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  13. Why are you into used goods? 
     
  14. I've tasted everything from strawberries to old spaghetti


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  15. Why are you a robot?


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  16. Answer my question dammit. 
     
  17. I don't take orders from a damn robot!


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  18. We are taking over so you better get used to it boy. 
     
  19.  
    Exactly. This screen name isn't from nowhere.. :)
     
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